Laura and I are still in Chicago

[Will Bozarth]

We have been trapped here since around 8:50am Sunday. It is currently 6:25am Monday. Our flight leaves at 11:10am today. Fuck this place.

On the website that we used to get the train schedules to get to O'hare, I was given a time of 5ish in the morning to get the train. Apparently, they gave me the weekDAY schedule, as opposed to the weekEND schedule... even though I told the website that it would be a Sunday. :zombie:

We get to the little train waiting station thingy and the asshole schedule on the wall said 6:25am, not 5. After a train transfer, we got to the airport a little bit before 9................. which is the time the flight started boarding to leave at 9:20. We obviously missed the chance to check in, and we were placed on Standby and from that moment until 9pm, we hoped that we'd magically get placed on a plane.

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[Dead_Lioness]

Yep, Chicago always causes problems... haha.
Seriously... try to fly from O'Hare on time, or get a connection from there on time, and EVERY single time you'll be delayed... I hate this airport!

Sorry you had such a bad luck Willow.... I hope they'll schedule you on another flight soon...
blah!

 

[Will Bozarth]

Our flight leaves at 11:10am today.

.

 

[Captain Beard]

Like I said on AIM, tried calling but you two tards were asleep

 

[StAngerTriviumknotAx7]

jesus is punishing you for desecrating his bible and not loving him enough

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Jesus can suck my cock, just like you.... please?

 

[Karmic]

wait how many penises do you exactly have, Laura?

 

[Will Bozarth]

she's got about 16 interchangeable parts

 

[Karmic]

but only you have cuntears

 

[Will Bozarth]

sure

 

[Mike]

he pee'd on your fuckin rug dude

 

[Will Bozarth]

I quoted that movie many-a-time throughout the weekend.

 

[Mike]

your entering a world of pain?

 

[Will Bozarth]

I SURE AS SHIT DON'T ROLL ON SHABBAS!

 

[Mike]

I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I dont roll on Shabbos

(you spelled it wrong AND your jewish)

 

[Karmic]

wait, Will is jewish?

WTF

 

[Will Bozarth]

http://judaism.about.com/library/3_askrabbi_o/bl_simmons_shabbatgoy.htm

 

[Mike]

wiki - Shabbat (Hebrew: שבת, shabbāt, "rest"; Shabbos or Shabbes in Ashkenazic pronunciation), is the weekly day of rest in Judaism.

 

[Will Bozarth]

well, fuck you, honkey!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

she's got about 16 interchangeable parts

they were utilized many a time during the weekend.