Lee, did you already get a visa?

Sonm said:
Hey Russelly:) I got the CD yesterday and didn't give it a spin yet :erk: But first of all I am fucking surprised that you are from England!! I was sure you are an Aussie!!!! :lol: :loco:
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Cool Sashay :p Let me know what you think when you do listen! :cool:

Why on earth did you think I was Australian, how insulting :Smug:

Just kidding ;)
 
Lee!! I have to buy tickets asap! Can you keep me informed about how your visa thing are going plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!! otherwise you'll have to talk to Omin and Anth and !!!! Ivan !!! instead of me! Then don't be surprise having long night conversations in russian and english! But plzzzz keep in mind that in english they can talk only about strumpits and bawds!
 
Lee_B said:
I will definitely get a visa. I have bought the ticket to Moscow so I will be there. :)
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That's beyond my daubts! I just need to know exactly WHEN!:)
 
Omin, just imagine Lee sitting in your kitchen!:lol: we'll have to lock your dickhead-dog!! HAHAHAAA!!
Would you like to drink something? Grib, tea? What about boiled dicks with slave-pasta!! :lol:
:lol: :lol:
A dyadyushka Lee dulsya, no el... proklinaya russkih na chyom svet stoit!! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
 
Mark said:
Ooh, someone's having a hoLEEday!
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HardLEE, Marko! I am not sure about Lee, though! We'll try to show him as much as we can! First: our scrapy-yard, where we started the band, then local strumpits, who made us angry so we started to play metal, then local dogs and rats who made us brutal, then a local lake. Of course no bars. I think Omin's kitchen and tea or grib(bacteria drink) will be enough! Also we'll go for mashrooms, berries. I have bought gum-boots and woollen stockings specialLEE for Lee. Cranberries is ripend at the local swamp. I also want to introduce Lee to my parents, my grandparents and to my grandgrandparents. I have a great dog and a little nephew, so three of them can play together, while adults talk to each other about modern external policy. Omin is dying to show Lee how to make a concrete, by the way! Yeah, there is a lot to put into these two days!
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!
:lol:
 
Sonm said:
Omin, just imagine Lee sitting in your kitchen!:lol: we'll have to lock your dickhead-dog!! HAHAHAAA!!
Would you like to drink something? Grib, tea? What about boiled dicks with slave-pasta!! :lol:
:lol: :lol:
A dyadyushka Lee dulsya, no el... proklinaya russkih na chyom svet stoit!! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
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Wow. This is by far the sickest message I've seen in UM. Congrats! :loco:
 
I am really pissed off now... I have been told my Russian Visa will take 10 days to arrive and I leave next thursday. The only way I can get it quicker is to pay 120UKP in cash to the Russian embassy.. So.. it looks like this stupid Visa is going to cost more than the train and and hotel combined. Total madness...
 
Lee_B said:
I am really pissed off now... I have been told my Russian Visa will take 10 days to arrive and I leave next thursday. The only way I can get it quicker is to pay 120UKP in cash to the Russian embassy.. So.. it looks like this stupid Visa is going to cost more than the train and and hotel combined. Total madness...
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Dude, that's like four hours wages for you, it could be a lot worse :p
 
Lee_B said:
I am really pissed off now... I have been told my Russian Visa will take 10 days to arrive and I leave next thursday. The only way I can get it quicker is to pay 120UKP in cash to the Russian embassy.. So.. it looks like this stupid Visa is going to cost more than the train and and hotel combined. Total madness...
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Fucking russian bastards!! :mad:
 
That's nothing - found out if I'd applied for my UK visa renewal before August 1 it would've been free. NOW it costs £155! With no guarantee I'll get it (so UM might be relocating back to Australia soon enough...:eek: )
 
Lee_B said:
If it encourages Aussie filth to bugger off home then I'm all for it :)


But I'm English, dammit. We used to own half this globe, and I should be able to swan around and do as I please!

Tea, anyone?
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Lee, despite your different English I am just back from under my table... That's what I adore in people - an ability to laugh even in a very desperate situation
:lol
When in Russia, we can build a raft, raise jolly Roger and sail across the lake (200 by 800 m!!) in front of my house, boarding any inflatable rubber dinghy we meet on our way!! Deal?
:lol:
 
And he's gonna take a dump in the middle of Red Square when he gets there!

(what's the bet that the russians will queue for hours to watch?;))
 
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