let's be friends

[blackeyed]

stage one: friends

stage two: bonking

stage three: goes to shit

stage four: finish it

stage five: friends?


reckon it ever really goes like that?

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

err...

stage one:friends

stage two: bonking/shagging (I hate that word potter) + rosy few months

stage three:they owe you money

stage four:contemplate finishing it

stage five:finish it.

stage six: two months of bitter bastard phone calls, their mates being tossers and they still owe you money

stage seven: give up.

 

[Alwin]

stage eight: acting like a happy single and fooling yourself

 

[bleed_black_orchid]

stage eight: actually being a happy single person.

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

Stage nine:remembering you left a Cliff Burton poster at their house.

 

[breaklose]

you didnt do that did you?

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

I did I'm afraid.11 years later I still regret it.

 

[blackeyed]

you should have put in for a stage ten : quick shag to retreave poster.


bonking is a perfectly valid word vik.

 

[Andy_2003]

can't say i ever had to finish it, my girlfriends in the past always loved me too much and it drifted into friendship, never any bitterness, but not everyone is as wonderful as me

 

[Brynjar]

you used the "i'm gay" trick, didn't you?