Originally posted by Necromunchkin
Fred's Left Nut
Spork
Vegan Salad Death
Beer Swilling Redneck (wait, isn't that one of Phil Anselmo's bands? no wait, Zak Wylde)
Trendmaster General
Donald Duck Is My Bitch
Arkansas Earthquake Vagina (got the idea from Alabama Thunder Pussy)
and my personal favorite: Your Mom.
Gee, who's playing tonight? "Your Mom." Dude, did you see "Your Mom" last night? Dude, "Your Mom" totally sold.