let's say you had $100 in your paypal account right now

Not entirely. But I no longer go on three-day benders or get escorted home by cops, so I think I've done pretty well for myself. Quitting drinking entirely is goddamn impossible.

Weed makes me slow and boring. I could also get fired, if caught
 
Hangovers suck. That's why I finally stopped drinking to excess. Well also now in my 30s not maturing in ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM other than dietary intake started to make sense.

Unnecessary music gear purchase = :kickass: