like fingernails on a blackboard

[Baliset]

here's something annoying the piss out of me at work. the receptionist has the worst conversation skills i have ever seen. she begins to have a discussion with someone else about car troubles and they get into a normal "i tell you my story, you tell me your story" kind of thing. however, when the other person takes a brief gap in his story she immediately jumps in with her story without letting him finish. and here i am the listener and i want to say "shut up! let him finish!" but she's ultra-sensitive and would probably break down.

not that i am really one to talk, pun intended, but that is just a really annoying thing to do.

 

[azal]

I'm gonna post here out of sympathy.

 

[xfer]

i'm down with mercy posts.

 

[ezekiel]

i hate that. my girlfriend tries to do that to me all the time. i wanna slap her every time she does it.

 

[deadair]

beating women always works...

i like to use the ol' orange in a sock trick.

 

[xfer]

Soap in a sock, dude. Hurts more than an orange, doesn't leave marks, and you get a nice whiff of cucumber-melon with every blow instead of a splash of sticky juice.

 

[deadair]

dood... the smell of freshly squeezed citrus turns me on... then i hit harder.

trust me

it works.

 

[xfer]

And here I was afraid someone was going to make fun of me for using cucumer-melon soap.

 

[deadair]

i cleaned that right out of their minds... your secret is safe with me.

 

[Baliset]

the sarcastic wrongness of this thread is amazing

 

[xfer]

 

[deadair]

alex last post = brilliant