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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Low
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
 
:lol: :lol: Real men play with Realdolls!



http://www.geocities.com/gordongriggs/GingerBrookesRealdollPage.html

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oh fuck, I'm laughing with tears in my eyes: :lol:

http://www.realhamster.com/

"Question: What if I don't fit with REALHAMSTER's sex parts?

REALHAMSTER's oral, vaginal and anal cavities are independently adjustable to snugly accommodate any willy up to 7"[size=+0] in length and 5½" in circumference without the need for duct tape. REALHAMSTER's passages are computer controlled and hydraulically adjusted 50 times a second to maintain a lifelife feel for any willy for which the REALHAMSTER is calibrated. The willy profile is securely encrypted and stored on a robust MEPROM. REALHAMSTER's adjustment procedure is easy:
  1. Erase the MEPROM Place the REALHAMSTER in a microwave, set the power to maximum and the cooking time to one minute. Allow to cool for two minutes afterwards.
  2. Choose an orifice and lubricate with vaseline, wet-set jelly, graphite or Celtic Misht, the ultimate personal lubricant.
  3. Penetrate the REALHAMSTER as you would normally.
  4. With both hands, squeeze the REALHAMSTER tightly until the feel is just right.
  5. While maintaining the hand pressure, thrust with an in and out motion for at least 30 seconds.
  6. Repeat steps 2-5 for the other orifices.
A multiuser upgrade ROM, together with a larger MEPROM, will be available soon.

If for any reason you still can't fit into your REALHAMSTER, please come to us. Our friendly staff at the REALHORSE beta-testing facility would really like a visit from you."
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hey that guy is nuts there with smb3!!! gorik you have to see that movie clip. fucken hell! and he ended up with 85 lives left as well. and he isnt hit a single time :eek: