"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." -- Tom, age 5
Haha, a regular mack-daddy in the works talking here.
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -- Kenny, age 7
Hmm.. wise kid.
"[Being] single is better . . . for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd figure something out. I'd just phone my mother and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing." -- Kirsten, age 10
Yeah... I feel sorry for her future boyfriends/husband.
"Most men are brainless, so you might have to try more than once to find a live one." -- Angie, age 10
Her mom and/or big sister is a bitch, and she might become one too
"The rules goes like this: if you kiss someone, then you should marry her and have kids with her. It's the right thing to do." -- Howard, age 8
Hahahah.. poor kid.
[how to tell if 2 people are married..]"You might have to guess based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids." -- Derrick, age 8
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!" -- Ricky, age 7
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"Life of Brian," stirred an uproar all its own 25 years ago, with some Christians condemning the film as blasphemous. The film only got made when former Beatle George Harrison stepped in to finance the picture after EMI Films withdrew from the project, fearing that it was too controversial.
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"I'd love to meet with [Ms Rice] as long as it's under oath and it's live in front of television cameras," said Kristen Breitweiser, whose husband Ronald died in New York's World Trade Center.
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Hah! The relatives of the victims of 9/11 want the TRUTH NOW. I think they want to be the ones to light the bonfire for the weenie roast...
@wildfyr: I was referring to the life of brian, a movie.. it's teh win!
http://www.koekjevaneigendeeg.nl/ <- cookies from own dough? kaka av egen deg? (btw, i didn't know that "cookie" originated from the word koekje.. did you? )
Its a ..mix for koekjes that you can buy at bakery's
(I didnt think it was that interesting when I first saw it, I'd rather make my own koekjes But how knows.. Hm, I might try it some day anyway Det är koekjes efter all )
but actually i learned the word koekje all on my own, from some dutch phrase i read in a textbook :Smug: *proud* I was teh first on here! "Neem nog een koekje!"