List 20 Random Things about Yourself...

[Lina]

1. I have read all of the replies on this thread.

2. I'm perplexed by yourdeadgroom's lack of action in teh romance department.

3. I guess it's due to the social anxiety problem that he doesn't speak much about.

4. I miss E V I L.

5. I never liked Tenebrose or Evisceratrix.

6. I'm scared they'll come back and read this.

7. I'm forcing myself to listen to Damnation in the hope that I'll decide it's not boring as fuck after all.

8. I curse a lot.

9. I learned tonight that one good thing about being an atheist is that if you go to a bar-be-cue restaurant on Good Friday you'll have the whole place to yourself. \m/

10. Soul4Raziel stole his quote about the "anti-social's life rule number 1: always volunteer for the writing aspect of the project" from me. I said it a couple days ago.

11. I have my rep turned off, but I feel guilty not returning rep, so I turn it on and off like three times a day.

12. You'd all be stunned if you saw how messy my apartment is.

13. I hate how everyone has to wash their hands after using the bathroom in public as a matter of protocol even when they didn't pee on themselves.

14. Damnation is still boring.

15. I'd be fucked if I got a flat tire because my trunk doesn't open, and hasn't for 4 years.

16. I'm addicted to Q-tips.

17. I'm selling another Evanescence cd on eBay to some idiot who bid until she met my reserve of $125 even though there's still 6 days left. Heh.

18. I wish I was a dumb military wife who stayed home with the kids and waited for my hubby to come back, and found solace in God and patriotism. Life would be easier with rules about good and evil like that.

19. I have perfect feet.

20. I hope Oyo has an amazing time in Germany.

 

[Obyeybyeogone]

Thanks Lina

I never liked Melancholia either

 

[Pieless]

1: Morningrise's sig is probably one of my favorite features of this forum.
2: I'm listening to Solefald's new album, which has been good so far.
3: For the past week I have listened to Townsend's Terira atleast weekly
4: I have became depressed, confused, feeling pathetic, and even more confused in the past week moreso then ever. Welcome the dark side of puberty, or growing pains, or Spring, or something, whatever it is, I want to shoot it.
5: The Wall at the present time is the best approx 80 minutes of music ever.
6: I am talking to Parasite at this moment, about Peach Flavored Schnapps at the time.
7: I have five drink cans around my computer desk. I'm betting 5 to 1 that 3 are empty and 2 have some left in them.
8: Directly behind me is a Reservoir Dogs poster
9: I look up and see two stuffed llamas. The things that Counter-Strike freaks like....
10: Speaking of that damn game, I'm becoming addicted to it again.
11: Vertigo is the greatest movie achievement of all time.
12: Charlie Chaplin was overrated, Buster Keaton could kick his ass.
13: OH NOES, I'M TEH UNLUCKY ONE!!!!111 www.ohnoes.com .
14: How can one hate school but also love it at the same time? Someone tell me I wish I knew.
15: I must repeat that being depressed over something you have no idea is one of the most confusing, and oddest feelings ever. It also sucks.
16: Whilst I was doing this, Dionysify This Night of Spring came on, which is my favorite song on the album.
17: I have no pants on.
18: I am reading Catch-22 presently, good book.
19: My mom bought the 2nd and 3rd season of the Sopranos today, that completes the set as of now...I just have to watch em.
20: Screw the 20 limit I'm ranting
21: *Insert useless rants about depression here*
22: I should really go to bed.
23: I have numerous times proven to myself that when I get tired I begin to rant violently.
24: Very violently.
25: I believe that is why there is a dead corpse in my closet.
26: Wait no, that's only a shadow.
27: That means the shadows are watching me now. <_<
28: Devin Townsend deserves more recognition.
29: All bubblegum pop must die.
30: Fine I will stop ranting here.
31: Just read all of Oyo's lists.
32: In honor of this, I will list some of those things also.
33: I have never had a girlfriend in my life(I'm only 14, but still)
34: This saddens me
35: I am shy as hell. Period.
36: I think this shyness also has to do with 33 and 34
37: The ideas of 33-36 really sadden me.
38: I have 100+ people on my buddy list
39: There are probably 5 that I talk to daily if I see them on
40: I have about the same amount of friends in real life(close) that I do online(close).
41: I have never noticed this before
42: The meaning of life, if only it was that simple.
43: The future scares me.
44: Losing my friends scares me. Few as they maybe, I can't see any way of us staying close, because circumstance is the only thing that makes us close.
45: Spring sucks, every spring I get more obssesed to this one girl, this year it has been unbearable.
46: But I like her........nonono, not going into that, would get too sappy.
47: If anyone reads this(Which I know Lina will...so that is worth something...)I will be suprised.
48: I should really get a life, stop being so depressed, and find some girls I like besides just one.
49: I do believe that posting in this thread has made me more confused about my life.
50: Hopefully I won't edit this thread again.
51: Hah I edited it, just to fix stuff.

 

[Sadistik]

1. I have a gray streak on the left side of my head.
2. Spiders scare me.
3. I have insomnia
4. I have a twin (you old timers know this)
5. I turn 21 in 44 days.
6. I took Suzanne POdhusrst to go see Apollo 13 in 1995...my first date.
7. My car is in the shop.
8. Getting older scares the shit out of me.
9. I hate teenagers (even when I was one)
10. The new Satyricon is worse than the new CoF (hard feat)
11. My first CD was Def Leppard- Adrenalize.
12. My guitar is blue.
13. I despise racists.
14. I met my girlfriend at a Noctuary show, the band I am now playing for.
15. Alexi Laiho is a god. Now if he could only make music that doesn't sound like the theme music to a video game.
16. My best friend is dating a 30 year old (he;s 21)
17. My favorite black metal music EVER is a 5 song MCD by Finnish band Kyprian's Circle, who have since disappeared off the planet.
18. I am addicted COurt TV.
19. I am terrified talking to girls I am interested in.
20. I want all the countries just to cut the foreplay and get to nuking each other already.

 

[KielbasaSausage]

13. I hate how everyone has to wash their hands after using the bathroom in public as a matter of protocol even when they didn't pee on themselves.

To make you happy, next time I handle my penis while taking a piss I will not wash my hands and shake the hand of everyone who is around me.

 

[Speedkill]

14. Damnation is still boring.

Giving me good rep or not, there's no excuse for that kind of blasphemy.

 

[GreatPhoenix]

18. I wish I was a dumb military wife who stayed home with the kids and waited for my hubby to come back, and found solace in God and patriotism. Life would be easier with rules about good and evil like that.

Just because I'm bored and I can't sleep I'll respond to this.

Being christian isn't easy. I tried it all my life. Maybe it's just me though, because I was fated for filth, but all my life as a christian I was ashamed of myself and my thoughts and my feelings because christianity said murderous thoughts were wrong, sexual thoughts were bad, sexually violent thoughts were sins. Everything in the world is a sin, and to be a good christian you have to do this and you have to do that and blah blah blah and I just knew I wasn't a good christian, never would be.

If I could be anybody else in this world I'd probably be...

Peter Lindgren. Probably has the sweetest job. Just remember riffs, play good as fuck and travel. I'm sure it comes naturally to him too. Yeah I want to be him... mostly because he isn't me. the greatest thing in the world is to not be me... yeah.

 

[Arch]

1. You do not talk about Fight Club.
2. I'm a UM forum addict.
3. I am poor.
4. Computers and technology interests me.
5. Currently studying Swedish and any other languages that come along.
6. I built my computer, and it's a Pentium 4 2.53GHz.
7. I'm terrible with the guitar.
8. I compulsively crack my knuckles and joints.
9. I don't listen to Opeth.
10. Been to Arch Enemy, In Flames, Metallica, Dark Tranquillity, Ozzfest, KoRn, & Sentenced concerts.
11. I talk about myself a lot.
12. Live somewhere in Southern California.
13. I like the Green Party.
14. Not a fan of rap and hip hop.
15. I am cynical.
16. Blah.
17. Likes Star Wars, The Simpsons, rotten.com, & ogrish.com.
18. I live in a giant bucket.
19. I somewhat work in the IT field.
20. I am finally done with this list.

 

[yourdeadgroom]

47: If anyone reads this(Which I know Lina will...so that is worth something...)I will be suprised.

I'm reading all these too, no point participating in a thread that you're not interested in, uh, participating in, is my motto

2. I'm perplexed by yourdeadgroom's lack of action in teh romance department.
3. I guess it's due to the social anxiety problem that he doesn't speak much about.

It's been my experiance that women like guys that actually talk to them. I don't know why that is

13. I hate how everyone has to wash their hands after using the bathroom in public as a matter of protocol even when they didn't pee on themselves.

I don't get this either, I mean, it's my penis, it's not like I don't know where it's been, I shower regularly, so I don't see the issue. There's more chance of you catching something by turning on/off the tap if it's wet (as the water on the tap probably has bacteria in it from the hands of the person that last used it).

 

[Arch]

To make you happy, next time I handle my penis while taking a piss I will not wash my hands and shake the hand of everyone who is around me.

I'll jack off and shake your hands afterwards.

 

[Eirik]

hrrm... I'd make a list but 20? I'd wind up whining...

I've been on a good no whining streak so I'll stick to it

 

[Cyclonus]

1. I like a girl called EDITED
2. I like a girl called Shannon
3. Ok I just like girls.
4. The internet said I am 36% gay though...
5. My ear is itchy.
6. Right now I am listening to Callenish Circle - Forsaken
7. I am in a Progressive Hardcore band.
8. We made that genre up.
9. We were allowed to, we have jazz and classical interludes.
10. At an Opeth show, there was a girl infront of me.
11. She rubbed on me a bit.
12. EDIT.
13. I just watched a Cradle of Filth DVD.
14. My socks smell.
15. I am wearing a Misfits shirt.
16. Today at work, I was collecting shopping carts and almost ran over a moth, I picked up the moth and set it free.
17. I am now listening to Arch Enemy - Shadows And Dust.
18. I am going camping for 3 days in 3 days.
19. Hopefully Shannon will come.
20. I have a black hair growing out of my right shoulder.

 

[rahvin]

1. i'm sure no matter what facts i mention the list is never going to be "random".

2. i never should have spent so much time with any of my former girlfriends.

3. due to more than 15 hours a day spent in front of the screen, my eyes' conditions are getting from bad to worse quite fast, and i don't seem to give a damn.

4. every 2 months or so, i listen to the whole opeth discography repeating to myself: "they surely are good. now i'm gonna like this band a lot", and i'm saddened when it turns out i don't.

5. in almost 26 years, i only studied english for about eight months, and that just because i wanted to take the cambridge proficiency exam.

6. once when i was a child i went skiing and took a ski-lift to the top of the tracks. unfortunately, as noone told me how to drop off at the end, i didn't and smashed my face against a pillar.

7. i'm going to austria for a few days and i'm happy about it.

8. i like the people on this board because they're always here.

9. my grandfather ran away with another woman when my mom was fourteen, starting a chain of events that led to my mother being a very silly kind of atheist/communist fanatic.

10. i have no idea what "the hub" is, but would like someone to explain it to me since room on my hard drive is certainly not an issue.

11. i never take part on discussions about dark tranquillity on other boards, because they're personal friends and it would look obvious that what i say is partial.

12. i don't like poetry, except for t.s. eliot.

13. i'm convinced that in philosophy and literature there are keys for a complex rearranging of my interpretation of the universe, but the more my view gets detailed, the harder it is to talk about it with anybody.

14. i like futurama much better than the simpsons.

15. i worked for a surveillance agency for one year and had to follow people around. all the majority of them did was going with hookers all day long.

16. i wish i had meaningful conclusions about love, while i just think that it's a perfect topic to be humourous about.

17. it took me three minutes to come up with fact number 16. only 30 seconds for this one.

18. my best friend's baggage got lost at the airport last night.

19. deep inside i'm sure everything nogie says is true.

20. i'm not metal.

rahvin.

 

[GreatPhoenix]

10. i have no idea what "the hub" is, but would like someone to explain it to me since room on my hard drive is certainly not an issue.

http://dcplusplus.sourceforge.net/

and you should be able to find it from there hope I've helped.

 

[Static]

SHUT UP!

SHUT UP!!

SHUT

SHUT

SHUT


up!!!

 

[rahvin]

@greatphoenix: thanks.

@static: stfuusijwthctpwthtsu! decipher this.

rahvin.

 

[Static]

'Owww my anus hurts so bad from all the br00tal ass thumpin' my cousin bobby just gave me. GLAVEN.' - Rahvin

 

[GreatPhoenix]

@rahvin: np d00d

@static:

 

[DogVomit]

1) I'm awake at 4:50am.
2) I'm in Houston
3) I'd like to be back in England
4) American TV is really fucking shite and annoying (okay so that's not exactly about me)
5) ..blah

 

[Static]

I'll get you my pretty, and your little Idari too!!!