Listen krampus

[Onder]

My friend just bought a little puppy and called it "Neko-chan" and then put the fucking jap-smiley on facebook afterwards: ^_^

Apparently it‘s funny because "neko" is cat in japanese ( ? ) and this is clearly a dog (it‘s supposed to be funny mainly because he loves cats, hence it‘s not fucking clear why he bought a fucking dog and named it "cat"). It makes me fucking angry and everything. Is this fucking cool and funny by Japanese standards? It‘s a good friend and he‘s obsessed with Japanese anything, but I‘m finding it utterly stupid. Especially the smiley, and putting -chan and -kun after czech words (!!!!????).

What the crippled cunt is this retarded piss.

Yo? ^_^

 

[Der Morgenstern]

Why are you friends with this faggot-san?

 

[Pessimism]

Add a used-panty machine and anything can be cool by Japanese standards.

 

[Onder]

Why are you friends with this faggot-san?

That doesn‘t matter, but he‘s a good friend.

Add a used-panty machine and anything can be cool by Japanese standards.

^_^

 

[damnromulans]

That is pretty funny actually because it's a dog.

May I remind you that I am American and not Japanese - the only things Japanese people find funny are terrible canned "comedy" acts that do unfunny slapstick. Irony is lost on this country sadly enough.

(~_____^)

 

[mutantllama]

In Japan do you have people who wish that they lived in the West instead of Japan, while masturbating to American cartoon porn?

 

[damnromulans]

Yes there are freaks everywhere. I do know a lot of Japanese people who have traveled abroad and cannot readjust to being back here. My friend described it well, Japanese culture is like a one size fits almost all shirt, some folks just aren't made to wear it and those people end up moving abroad.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

In Japan do you have people who wish that they lived in the West instead of Japan, while masturbating to American cartoon porn?

Perhaps they are also obsessed with American action cartoons and are snobs about fried walleye and perch.

 

[Pessimism]

They're obviously jealous of our sweet-ass freedoms.

 

[Zephyrus]

And our uncensored porn.

 

[Onder]

That is pretty funny actually because it's a dog.

May I remind you that I am American and not Japanese - the only things Japanese people find funny are terrible canned "comedy" acts that do unfunny slapstick. Irony is lost on this country sadly enough.

(~_____^)

What does -kun, -san, and -chan means? What is good about anime? I‘ve tried some series or something and it was all absolute bullshit.

 

[Saparmurat_Niyazov]

And our uncensored porn.

Exactly, what is that? A minimal digital blur around the point of entry. Why even bother?

 

[damnromulans]

They are little suffixes attached to people's names. -kun is for little boys, -chan is for children, cute animals and girls, and -san is for everyone. In Japanese unless you are talking to someone you are close to, you never use "you" so you have to use that person's name or status.

Example "How are you?" would become "How is Onder-san?" unless we were already close friends or something. If you were a cute little animal or a little girl I'd call you "Onder-chan" and if you were a little boy or I were trying to be ironic/funny I would use "Onder-kun."

I don't like anime, their voices are irritating. The art can be cool but that goes for anything really.

 

[mutantllama]

And our uncensored porn.

I think Japan can get away with a lot more things than we can when it comes to fap material.

 

[unknown]

so I finally looked it up one day on the internets (the issue of japanese porn censoring nether regions), and apparently it's illegal to show them

wtf

 

[DestroyAndDominate]

Those dirty Jappos.

 

[Pessimism]

But guys, bukkake!

 

[damnromulans]

It's not hard to find pr0n featuring Japanese actors and actresses made for a non-Japanese market if you really want it.

 

[Onder]

It's not hard to find pr0n featuring Japanese actors and actresses made for a non-Japanese market if you really want it.

The actresses usually have tropical forest down there. Is that some kind of tradition?

 

[damnromulans]

I'm not sure "tradition" is the right word, but it's normal to not shave yeah.