LMAO
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The last band I was in played with Petra, Jeremy Camp, SuperChic, Day of Fire, Falling Up and Disciple.
That ad was painfully embarassing regardless of the product. I cant work out the necessity behind saying things like "If your friends are watching you shred, they can sing along."
Wtf.
That ad was painfully embarassing regardless of the product. I cant work out the necessity behind saying things like "If your friends are watching you shred, they can sing along."
Wtf.
Sloan
Sounds like shit!
This is awesome. I'm from the town that holds the Church of God's INTERNATIONAL HEADQUARTERS (Cleveland, TN), so I'm all to familiar with Christian Rock.
SHRED THE RIFFS!
SHRED THE RIFFS!
deanbailey
O.C.D Member
Loren Littlejohn
Lover of all boobage.
J the TyranT
Thats just how it is...
god I HATE christian rock. I cant even understand how the fuck its relevant. its just like.... such hypocrisy. I cant get drunk and fingerbang maryjane rottencrotch with your god music in my ears
Uladyne
Greg
BLAST THAT SOLID CHRISTIAN ROCK!!! HAHA!!
Fuck. You know maybe its actually a good idea making this thing so brainwashed kids all over the world (or probably just the U.S.) can have an alternative to the satanic blasphemy that is Guitar Hero. Haha. Damn imagine their somewhat normal friends coming over and seeing that shit. "Fuck dude this shit is gay. No Dethklok?"
Fuck. You know maybe its actually a good idea making this thing so brainwashed kids all over the world (or probably just the U.S.) can have an alternative to the satanic blasphemy that is Guitar Hero. Haha. Damn imagine their somewhat normal friends coming over and seeing that shit. "Fuck dude this shit is gay. No Dethklok?"
Uladyne
Greg
I just checked out their Myspace. Not too bad, but Los Angeles Black Metal? Something about that just doesn't seem right.
Decimator
Member
Loren Littlejohn
Lover of all boobage.
spioraid
Fancy a pint? Or two?
I personally dig some of the bands (some...not all) of those listed.
That however is no excuse or defense for this product. I can't describe how lame it is.
That however is no excuse or defense for this product. I can't describe how lame it is.
Sloan
Sounds like shit!
DUDES.
IF YOU SAY YOUR BAND IS "CHRISTIAN" YOU SIGNIFICANTLY EXPAND YOUR CHANCE TO PLAY OUT AND MAKE MONEY.
- The fan base is built in from the get go
- If your "heavy" you get airplay on christian and secular stations
- There are so many fucking churches and you can play almost all of them
- You will get a LOVE OFFERING on top of your guarantee (this can be a shit ton of money)
- Most churches have enough money to actually pay you the guarantee
I have experience in the christian music scene, but I don't really like to talk about it.
I will say however, that all gospel vocal groups I ever met are some of the most scumbaggy assholes ever. No shit.
IF YOU SAY YOUR BAND IS "CHRISTIAN" YOU SIGNIFICANTLY EXPAND YOUR CHANCE TO PLAY OUT AND MAKE MONEY.
- The fan base is built in from the get go
- If your "heavy" you get airplay on christian and secular stations
- There are so many fucking churches and you can play almost all of them
- You will get a LOVE OFFERING on top of your guarantee (this can be a shit ton of money)
- Most churches have enough money to actually pay you the guarantee
I have experience in the christian music scene, but I don't really like to talk about it.
I will say however, that all gospel vocal groups I ever met are some of the most scumbaggy assholes ever. No shit.
Morgan C
MAX LOUD PRESETS¯\(°_o)/¯
Well, I haven't heard of a single one of those bands..
@Nick Cage's son.. I saw a picture of him opening for some band, don't remember which one, but he is BUILT. He's like 19 but he looks like 25 and he is fucking huge.
@Nick Cage's son.. I saw a picture of him opening for some band, don't remember which one, but he is BUILT. He's like 19 but he looks like 25 and he is fucking huge.
just for lulz.
Uladyne
Greg
I've actually flirted with the idea of starting a fake Christian metal band just because it would probably be infinitely easier to make money, but usually such rare flirtations lasted about 0.023 seconds as a voice in my head would end up telling me "Fuck that shit, pussy. You've got standards to uphold!"
spioraid
Fancy a pint? Or two?
Dude I totally missed they had the Crucified on there! For moar lulz....
the Crucified was one the earliest "heavy" music Christian acts to go anywhere, and were pretty much blackballed by the contemporary christian music scene back then. They made a couple thrash albums and one hardcore punk album, then broke up. Some members made a band called Stavesacre, the drummer went to form Fasedown. There's actually some decent music...if know were to look.
And here they are, the flagship of heavy christian music on a guitar hero rip off game for posers, the very people who even denied the evidence of their salvation. *shrug*
I've likened the Christian music business to Moss Eisley spaceport.
the Crucified was one the earliest "heavy" music Christian acts to go anywhere, and were pretty much blackballed by the contemporary christian music scene back then. They made a couple thrash albums and one hardcore punk album, then broke up. Some members made a band called Stavesacre, the drummer went to form Fasedown. There's actually some decent music...if know were to look.
And here they are, the flagship of heavy christian music on a guitar hero rip off game for posers, the very people who even denied the evidence of their salvation. *shrug*
I've likened the Christian music business to Moss Eisley spaceport.
