Muddy rain at dawn panicked the Sofia residents, who found their cars (and everything outdoors, for that matter) covered with a layer of fine orange dust. It even got indoors. Of course, the high southern winds, which carry dust from the Sahara, are not uncommon at this time of year, so there is no need to panic. Last week we had yellow rain, but since it was during the day almost no-one noticed that their cars got dirty. But the population freaked out and indulged in its most recent favourite pastime - conspiracy theories. The chemtrails aficionados didn't fail to appear either and claimed that in the past few days the Government (Jews, Freemasons, Reptiles, You-Name-It) has been spraying us with heavy metals and new viruses so the freak orange rain is actually toxic.
Boy, I love my country!
Boy, I love my country!