Logo: Cripple Decapitation

[Henrik Main]

My friend and I have recently started a grindcore act called Cripple Decapitation (shamelessly ripping off Cattle Decapitation). The band name tells you what most of the lyrics are about (I can post some later if you're interested). It's all just a tongue-in-cheek thingy, but we do need a great looking logo. So.. I know there are lots of talented artists on this forum (mindflesh, SculptedCold, to name a few), so if anyone has got time, I'd be extremely glad if you made us a logo. Either an unreadable DM-ish one, or a gory grind-thingy. It's the artist's choice

Thanks for reading. The winner will receive the forthcoming Cripple Decapition demo and some other goodies.

 

[SculptedCold]

ahhhhhh, sounds like fun!!! i'll get started right on it. FUCK the two essays i've got due in 5 days time and the presentation on a novel I haven't read the day after!!! muwhahahahahahaha

Cripple Decapitation has so many letters in it though.....

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

Post some lyrics! I really wanna see some lyrics! grind lyrics are always a treat to read.

 

[Henrik Main]

Haha, cool, you're still the man

You don't have to feel bad about the neglected homework, considering you've got the whole weekend on finishing it Indeed, it has many letters, but I'm sure you'll find a way to sort it out, ye genius ye.

 

[Henrik Main]

OK, here are some of the lyrics (yes, they're supposed to be that silly, and those crappy rhymes are on purpose).

Book Of Decapitation - Chapter Nine - Chainsaws And How To Use Them

§5.2: On cripples:

Preferably, go to a house where creatures such as cripples are gathered. Thou hast to use thy chainsaw without any mercy, for cripples are sly creatures. Thy goal should be to saw off both legs and a single arm to make them become harmless.


An Ode To The Pope

In Brussels they've got hats
In Bristol they make fancy mats
In London they've got cars
In Portugal, chocolate bars
In the Vatican, there's an old grey man
Sucking off every prieste he can
Old homophobic piece of shit
Decapitate him - bit by bit


The Pope is a Cripple!

The pope is a cripple
He has a third nipple
Molesting the choir boys
That is his only choice
Die fucking cripple, die!


My Self Portrait

Nose
Eyes
Hair
Mouth
And a big chainsaw to decapitate cripples with,
Limb for limb


Cripple Addiction

Drinking Otrivin,
Sniffing like dead Charleen,
Cocain on a straw
Doing cards - make a draw.

These are some addictions,
Mine is a cripple addiction.

Cripple killer is my name.
Fuck you


Embraced By Fools


A suitcase containing
The limbs of the craving
Cripples from the wilderness
Living in pointlessness

This is the mental imagery
That Lord Ottar conjurs
When sitting amidst the gay

Summoning the Wand + 1 vs. Cripples
Impaling their skulls,
Twitching at nipples

Embraced by fools
On his left there's a goose
In the center the suitcase
Of the fools that we hate
Decapitation, that is our fate.

 

[Henrik Main]

How's the logo creation process going, Sculpted?

 

[Spirit In Black]

Wow, cripple decapitation is a good name for the band since ever song includes cripples or decapitation in some way.....man those lyrics made me laugh.

 

[Henrik Main]

Thanks a lot! Since you're one of the first who's shown interest in our band, I guess you should get our demo for free when it's finished

 

[Spirit In Black]

ok

 

[Avsky_Slagmark]

burder vell sponse en av samme cøntry! med en teip asså? hehe

 

[Stormwatch]

Why don't you be really original and just use a font like, for example Arial or Times New Roman for your logo? It'd be amillion times better than all these cheesy black metal bands with names you can't even fucking read. What's that all about eh?
On another note - why would you want to decapitate a cripple? Or is it the cripple that's doing the deacapitating, and if so, how? Is he a flodomite or not?
I like your lyrics - not a lot, but I like them. You should check out the Lawnmower Deth lyric sites for some seriouslu amusing lyrics.

 

[SculptedCold]

How's the logo creation process going, Sculpted?

It's not, man. I'm sorry, i'm having.....troubles....at the moment. Really don't have the time to spare. At least not until next week anyway.

 

[Under The Oak]

I'll work on one for you, those lyrics are awesome. I'll hand-draw an original and scan it onto computer, so it might take a week or two before it's finished.

 

[Crippled]

What's that all about eh?
On another note - why would you want to decapitate a cripple? Or is it the cripple that's doing the deacapitating, and if so, how?

It's about decapitating cripples, pigs, cats, cars, boats and numerous other things.

Btw, i've got about 5 new lyrics on my desk - need some work, but will be posted


( yes, I am that friend.... )

 

[genocide roach]

try taking the cattle decapitation logo and just writing "RIPPLE" over the cattle part. dont even delete the ATTLE. just right over it, like with red spray paint or somthin
~gR~

 

[Hammer of Might]

Well I hate to be negative, but I'm not too keen on the anti-cripple stuff! Yeah, I know it's tongue in cheek, but come on, disabled people can't exact help it!!

The anti-pope stuff rules though!!

 

[Henrik Main]

burder vell sponse en av samme cøntry! med en teip asså? hehe

Burde vel kanskje gjøre det, ja

Why don't you be really original and just use a font like, for example Arial or Times New Roman for your logo? It'd be amillion times better than all these cheesy black metal bands with names you can't even fucking read. What's that all about eh?
On another note - why would you want to decapitate a cripple? Or is it the cripple that's doing the deacapitating, and if so, how? Is he a flodomite or not?
I like your lyrics - not a lot, but I like them. You should check out the Lawnmower Deth lyric sites for some seriouslu amusing lyrics.

I already did that thing with the Times New Roman font on my one man project "The Main". Cripple Decap should have a decent logo methinks. Thanks for liking the lyrics, btw Lawnmower Deth is quite cool, if I remember correctly - I recall some song titles in the vein of "Grandma, Watch Out For The Landmower" etc. Those Bastards Stole My Laundry has also brilliant lyrics.

It's not, man. I'm sorry, i'm having.....troubles....at the moment. Really don't have the time to spare. At least not until next week anyway.

Tis alright Take your time, I'm sure it'll turn out fine.

I'll work on one for you, those lyrics are awesome. I'll hand-draw an original and scan it onto computer, so it might take a week or two before it's finished.

Hah, brilliant! Thanks! I'm flattered

try taking the cattle decapitation logo and just writing "RIPPLE" over the cattle part. dont even delete the ATTLE. just right over it, like with red spray paint or somthin
~gR~

Actually, that was a rather cool idea. We'll have to consider that one.

Well I hate to be negative, but I'm not too keen on the anti-cripple stuff! Yeah, I know it's tongue in cheek, but come on, disabled people can't exact help it!!

The anti-pope stuff rules though!!

Yeah, I'm aware that it's not exactly very P.C, but at the same time, it's all just tongue in cheek. We may have to broaden our lyrical horizons a bit, perhaps we'll start decapitating comic heroes too

It's about decapitating cripples, pigs, cats, cars, boats and numerous other things.

Btw, i've got about 5 new lyrics on my desk - need some work, but will be posted


( yes, I am that friend.... )

It's the almighty CRIPPLED

 

[genocide roach]

hell yeah! \m/

haha
~gR~

 

[Spirit In Black]

It's about decapitating cripples, pigs, cats, cars, boats and numerous other things.

Decapitating Boats, thats great..

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

try taking the cattle decapitation logo and just writing "RIPPLE" over the cattle part. dont even delete the ATTLE. just right over it, like with red spray paint or somthin
~gR~

Greatest. Rip-Off. Ever.