Logo: Cripple Decapitation

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Lyrics for two brand new Cripple Decapitation songs are ready!! Here they are:

Big, Stiff Tool

I holdt it carefully in my hand
A sign of power, you'll understand
The stiff large tool, it gives me joys
Erected, hard - it's my weapon of choice

I use it every day and night
Stiff, hard tool - it's a beautiful sight
A girl comes over, I want to slam her
Oh dear God, how I love my hammer!


My Letter To The Pope

Dear John,

How are you? I recently saw that you condemned the use of condoms. How very clever, I'm sure that'll help decreasing the spread of AIDS. And of course, your archaic, pro-life points of view; and following an ancient theology, is much more important than saving millions of lives from diseases.

Also, I'm glad that you still clench on to your anti-gay attitude. Gays are filthy sinners, not worthy of respect. After all, they aren't similar to us heteros. It's just a bit strange that a lot of Catholic priests enjoy the company of young boys - but I'm sure they have a reason.

Best regards,

Cripple Decapitation
 
henrikmain said:
----> UPDATE! <----
Big, Stiff Tool

I holdt it carefully in my hand
A sign of power, you'll understand
The stiff large tool, it gives me joys
Erected, hard - it's my weapon of choice

I use it every day and night
Stiff, hard tool - it's a beautiful sight
A girl comes over, I want to slam her
Oh dear God, how I love my hammer!

:lol:That's quality
 
Big, Stiff Tool

I holdt it carefully in my hand
A sign of power, you'll understand
The stiff large tool, it gives me joys
Erected, hard - it's my weapon of choice

I use it every day and night
Stiff, hard tool - it's a beautiful sight
A girl comes over, I want to slam her
Oh dear God, how I love my hammer!

Haha.