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I'm sure many of you have seen this, I don't think there's a thread on it, none that I've seen anyway. But it made me laugh. Alot.


Is Your Child a Goth? Presented by St. Mary's Church

Listed below are some warning signs to indicate if your child may have gone astray from the Lord. Gothic (or goth) is a very obscure and often dangerous culture that young teenagers are prone to participating in. The gothic culture leads young, susceptible minds into an imagined world of evil, darkness, and violence. Please seek immediate attention through counselling, prayer, and parental guidance to rid your child of Satan's temptations if five or more of the following are applicable to your child.


-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish.

-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums
IMMEDIATELY.)

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan.

-Takes drugs.

-Drinks alcohol.

-Is suicidal and/or depressed.

-Cuts, burns or partakes in any other method of self-mutilation.(This is a Satanic ritual that uses pain to detract from the light of God and His love. Please seek immediate
attention for this at your local mental health center.)

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.

-Misbehaves at school.

-Misbehaves at home.

-Eats excessively or too little

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this.

-Drinks blood or expresses an interest in drinking blood. (Vampires believe this is how to attain Satan. This act is very dangerous and should be stopped immediately.)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates.

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism.


-Wears pins, stickers or anything else that contains these various phrases: "I'm so gothic, I'm dead", "woe is me", "I'm a goth".

-Claims to be a goth.


If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

~St. Mary's Catholic Church
 
drakkar_anni said:
-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows NO interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports.

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. (LOLLL!)

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources.

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.

-violently shakes head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.
(LOL! YEAH :D)

-Expresses an interest in sex.

-Masturbates.

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Scientology, Philosophy



If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene immediately. The gothic culture is dangerous and Satan thrives within it. If any of these problems persist, enlist your child into your local mental health center.

~St. Mary's Catholic Church



Yep, i'm an evil bastard, i am :lol:
 
oOoOo u g0ff1X ::holDz up cr00sifiX::

Time for you to get out the platform boots made of foam and get yourself some plastic hair and tip ex for your face matey. :p
 
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i am le goth de angst.
 
"somebody stole the van"
"no, it has a cloaking device that disgusies it as two bums fighting over a wedge of cheese"
 
"well technically the first act of violence i ever made was the time bomb i left ticking in your uterus before i was born, happy 40th birthday lois."
 
I was advised by Sir Gavin to uhm... show how g0ffmiCkaL I am... :p

drakkar_anni said:
Is Becca a Goth? Presented by St. Mary's Church

-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts. << fucking Metal ma'm.

-Wears excessive black eye makeup,lipstick or nail polish. << too much eyeliner I guess...

-Wears any odd silver jewelry or symbols. << Thor's hammer and a necklace of the Korpiklaani/ Shaman Viking type.. thing.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. << Aye.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. <<< How exactly can no interest decline? o_O

-Takes drugs. <<< Gimmie the nicotine and the caffeine you fannisplats.

-Drinks alcohol. <<< Ha...ha.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little. <<< It happens.

-Is excessively awake during the night. <<< Schnarf.

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. <<< This cuntrash OBVIOUSLY never had younger siblings...

-Spends large amounts of time alone. <<< See above.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.) <<< No, tis so I can get some peace from above the above (see above) Psh.

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an adult. <<< Haha, mong.

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this. <<< Deary me...

-Misbehaves at school. <<< pr0pA rEbuL

-Misbehaves at home. <<< See above. Again.

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. <<< Oh how I lol'd. But yeah, I've been known to munch on those jelly vampire teeth :eek:

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.) <<< :err:

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer. <<< and again... :err:

-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music. <<< It's the only way my dear.

-Expresses an interest in sex. <<< LOL. Cause your Mam made you by being impregnated by an Angel. :err:

~St. Mary's Catholic Church

Bollarks. Am doomed. Guess this means a life of Queen of the Damned and flicking myself off to Lestat. <\3
 
-Frequently wears black clothing.

-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos.

-Listens to gothic or any other anti-social genres of music. (Marilyn Manson claims to be the anti-Christ, and publicly speaks against the Lord. Please discard any such albums IMMEDIATELY.) yes, all MM albums should be discarded :tickled:

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the Bible, prayer, church or sports. i still like sports

-Shows an increasing interest in death, vampires, magic, the occult, witchcraft or anything else that involves Satan. SMOKE CRACK AND WORSHIP SATANNNN, WRROOOAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!! :loco:

-Drinks alcohol. i'll drink the lot of you under the table.

-Complains of boredom.

-Sleeps too excessively or too little.

-Is excessively awake during the night.

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy.

-Spends large amounts of time alone.

-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil sprits through meditation.)

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are but a few examples of this.

-Eats excessively or too little

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. Count Chocula >>>>> all

-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the computer.
-Makes Satanic symbols and/or violently shakes head to music.

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. only when joking around, because i can't dance. :Spin:

-Expresses an interest in sex. constantly :tickled:

-Masturbates. excessively :tickled:

-Pursues dangerous cult religions. Such include: Satanism, Scientology, Philosophy, Paganism, Wicca, Hinduism and Buddhism. buddhism is not a religion, idiots. it's a philosophy.



i guess i need to check into the mental health clinic.


'kin christians.