Males and Females

[damnromulans]

Go ahead, have some whine with your cheese.

Taking bets on whether Derek will lose his v-card in Spain.

Congrats WAIF on becoming a man.

Hang in there LDR guys.

Tell your crush you want to stick it in her navel.

etc

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

I'll have relations with a female when Hell freezes over. Oh well.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Mr. Megalay

 

[damnromulans]

I'll have relations with a female when Hell freezes over. Oh well.

2012 isn't far away

 

[Addo_Of_Nex]

I didn't know that the Mayans were that specific. Fukk.

 

[Alongside Death]

So this thread is for "relationship announcements" from other posters or what?

 

[damnromulans]

or whining or "tell me what to do" densha otoko-esque 2chan crap yeh

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Dear diary, I always get laid, what should I do?

 

[damnromulans]

Be the best you can be and then get better

 

[Chanakya]

Glad to know I triggered a new thread.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

But I'm already the best.

 

[Alongside Death]

I'm horny.

 

[Dak]

This thread is already amassing an early portion of fail.

 

[The Ozzman]

Females: Cook my dinner and iron my shirt
Males: Keep on being metal

 

[Zephyrus]

My typical day consists of reading and discussing all things ancient history and philosophy, and at night I make love to a woman. My life has balance. Aristotle would be proud.

 

[damnromulans]

This thread is already amassing an early portion of fail.

It totally is.

 

[damnromulans]

Glad to know I triggered a new thread.

So come on then, what's the scoop?

 

[Chanakya]

Copied from the Whining thread -

I'm leaving the country for x years, not too long from now. And I'm not particularly interested in a fling.

 

[The Ozzman]

I'll sum up what will be the ultimate point of this thread: All women are crazy.

 

[damnromulans]

I wonder how Derek's doing.

@Ananth, that is a shame. Life sucks for timing these things. Seems you never meet someone great when you're single and not about to move.