Males and Females

[Omni]

but is she over or under 200lbs?

Way under.

 

[The Butt]

Does this mean that my drive-bys of others bother you (since you respond when you aren't targeted) or are you just looking for more in-crowd points?

In-crowd points. Obviously. Gotta keep my cred up.

 

[The Ozzman]

In-crowd points. Obviously. Gotta keep my cred up.

You have to with your DSBM and Ed Sheeran collections

 

[The Butt]

Ed Sheeran, he's the in-crowd king.

Just like anyone who isn't you is the thin-crowd king.

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

Way under.

Does she have a facebook page? I honestly haven't ran into many goths around here so i cant really comment. But the ones i've seen have either been the small, skinny ones(i remember then form high school) and the big fat ones, who also clearly have big titties ... regardless of their gender.

 

[The Ozzman]

Just like anyone who isn't you, Krow, Yoda or CIG is the thin-crowd king.

Fixed that for you. What's your height and weight if you don't mind me asking?

 

[Omni]

She does have a Facebook page.

 

[The Butt]

Fixed that for you. What's your height and weight if you don't mind me asking?

5'7", 135-140 lbs.

 

[The Ozzman]

Why does it not surprise me that you're a manlet?

 

[TechnicalBarbarity]

 

[Krow]

Why does it not surprise me that you're a manlet?

You guys could do a wee man and Preston thing.

 

[Blurry_Dreams]

goth with big tits?

 

[The Ozzman]

You guys could do a wee man and Preston thing.

Had to look that up lmao

 

[The Butt]

Why does it not surprise me that you're a manlet?

Better than being four of them.

 

[The Ozzman]

Better than being four of them.

But then you would be tall..?

 

[The Butt]

Not necessarily. They could be stacked evenly, vertically, or in your case, horizontally.

 

[The Ozzman]

However will I recover from that sick burn?

 

[Master_Yoda77]

Just seeing Butt's insults here. It's like watching the roast of Ozzman except none of us actually like him.

 

[The Ozzman]

Can't quote Yoda as he won't even see it anyway but there are at least 3 people here who either like me or are indifferent towards me. If being liked on a message board is the pinnacle of one's existence, you have a boring life. Then again, Yoda's version of a good time is getting drunk and then teaching a class full of anxious freshmen about how great Manilla Road is. I would've asked for a refund of those credit hours I spent my money on tbh.

 

[CF87]

Females are annoying diseased cunts, i'd rather hang myself from a door for 5 minutes than put my dick in a vagina or anything.