Males and Females

[whiskey funeral]

I can't decide what to do for the girlfriend's birthday... movies, to a movie of her choosing; or a nice dinner?

Both.

 

[The Butt]

I'm on a tight tight budget, haha. Still looking for a job in this shithole of a town, so only one is an option currently. Maybe taking her for ice cream at the park and then a movie could be an option though.

 

[damnromulans]

Borrow money from your parents.

No movie. Picnic in the park. Pick out the ingredients together.

 

[damnromulans]

Does anyone else FLY OFF THE FUCKING HANDLE when their slampiece is wronged by others? E.G. some asshole sideswiped PP this morning and broke his mirror and then hurled verbal abuse at him and refused to give out her insurance information so he wound up calling the police, and now all I can think about is ordering tons of illegal drugs to her residence and chopping her up into tiny pieces and feeding her to the cat I hear meowing outside.

Also, PMS. Never fucking fails. Tripping on a canoe away from indoor plumbing and tent camping this weekend and I'm 95% sure my "aunt" will arrive.

 

[Eligos]

I have a hard time getting someone to care that much.

 

[monoxide_child]

Also, PMS. Never fucking fails. Tripping on a canoe away from indoor plumbing and tent camping this weekend and I'm 95% sure my "aunt" will arrive.

like seriously
do you really need "indoor plumbing" to use tampons??

like if you really need to "wash yourself out" just submerge yourself in the water that you're canoeing in

 

[monoxide_child]

re-reading page 540

and also

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6161691.stm

http://www.gk2gk.com/

 

[Nephilim96]

Does anyone else FLY OFF THE FUCKING HANDLE when their slampiece is wronged by others? E.G. some asshole sideswiped PP this morning and broke his mirror and then hurled verbal abuse at him and refused to give out her insurance information so he wound up calling the police, and now all I can think about is ordering tons of illegal drugs to her residence and chopping her up into tiny pieces and feeding her to the cat I hear meowing outside.
.

For a second there I thought you said you would chop her cat up and feed it to the cat outside. I was going to have to find you and chop YOU up. Thankfully I misread.

 

[Nephilim96]

like seriously
do you really need "indoor plumbing" to use tampons??

like if you really need to "wash yourself out" just submerge yourself in the water that you're canoeing in

Not everyone is as dirty as you.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I need me a woman.

 

[waif]

Haven't really been on much lately. Is everyone still a bunch of sad lonely faggots?

Spent the first half of the summer living with my girlfriend, just recently moved back home. Sorta sucks, sorta awesome. Mostly sucks.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Living at home sucks.

FREEEDOM.


This isn't Russia.

 

[waif]

My parents have more or less accepted that I drink and smoke weed and stay up all night and shit, so it's actually pretty fine. I just have to help out around the house, which I'd have to do if I was living alone anyways. The not-sex is a bummer, though, as is the whole not really knowing anyone here anymore because I haven't spent more than a week or two here for over 3 years.

 

[SentinelSlain]

I have the exact same situation except I declared fatwa on alcohol and don't smoke anything.

 

[waif]

You should, it might make you hate women less.

 

[SentinelSlain]

All it ever did was make me thinking that the friends I'm sat around with are going to stab my eyes with the nearest table knife. Or that the cats sat on the fence are signalling to all the other cats in the neighbourhood with their ears.

I have problems with my misogyny. I could permeate steel with it.

 

[monoxide_child]

 

[SentinelSlain]

holy fuck you posted an actual hot girl. She has that American face that I love. There are basically no girls in the UK with that kind of face.

 

[waif]

I actually viewed one of his posts and didn't immediately regret it. This is a strange turn of events.

 

[Dak]

UMs best/worst troll.