Males and Females

[SentinelSlain]

I'm trying to piece together what happened the night before last.

 

[King Richard]

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hmm, cute face....*clicks profile*...fat, fucking camera angles
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yes?!.....crazy
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fucking finally a decent one....*gets to bottom of profile, is only looking for new friends* /facepalm
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nice, a pretty one...*reads profile, says you must have bleach white teeth*....wat
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This is what it's like scoping for broads in Indiana.

 

[unknown]

fucking finally a decent one....*gets to bottom of profile, is only looking for new friends* /facepalm

fucking

 

[SentinelSlain]

for me it's like

she's cute and likes "insert 80s band or metal band"

I say something about that or inquire further

get a response

say some other shit

no further responses.

I have got laid from OKcupid twice though.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

@rick: best description of okc ever

How'd shit go with the korean chick?

 

[SentinelSlain]

there are two okcupids, one for pretty people one for uglies. Depending on what rating you have, on average, they filter out people who are at the other end of the scale for you. I think so anyway.

 

[King Richard]

@rick: best description of okc ever

How'd shit go with the korean chick?

Eh, it went alright. Nothing interesting to say about the date honestly.

 

[Onder]

I'm trying to piece together what happened the night before last.

What's for sure is that you posted an awkward RANT about losing your female friends and then edited it like a pussy. Because you're an idiot insecure faggot retard. The post ended with "I love Dodens Grav" if I remember correctly. Well it's one of the many posts that you edited lately. How can you change your mind so soon after saying anything is beyond me but it proves what everybody already thinks about you.

 

[SentinelSlain]

OH NO. You're a whiner and you get immensely annoyed about things that shouldn't even cause you to register an emotion. I can edit my posts if I wish. I tend to edit my posts after increased levels of sobriety. I can more or less say anything on here anyway. To be really honest sometimes I just want my posts to say "edited by sentinel slain" because I know it winds people up. I remember what I posted, but I don't remember anything that happened to the part of the night out that I was talking about.

 

[Zephyrus]

Are you that insecure you that need to edit your drunk posts? Are you seriously worried about maintaining a reputation on an internet forum?

 

[SentinelSlain]

Well I already have a bad one. I am pretty fucking insecure though.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I'm on the bang-that-chick bandwagon but some things to consider...

1. Whose idea was it to drive 5 hours? Was it completely yours? She may only want you to stay the night because it's silly to drive ten hours in a single day just for a day visit.

2. Does she know you're a virgin?

3. You did this on OKC, so either she's as desperate as you, or she's using the site to play games with people.

4. What are you planning to do while there? My suggestions: let her show you around campus, then take her out to eat somewhere for dinner (nothing fancy) and perhaps rent a movie to watch at her place afterward. Cuddling is a good way to initiate intimacy. Also, be honest with her.

5. This could really be a win-win, situation. I don't think she'd turn down sex, so if this doesn't develop into any kind of relationship, at least you got the experience. If it does, so much the better. Women want sex, but only when men take the initiative.

1) Mine, and your explanation is probably the correct answer.

2) No

4) I think we are going to go to a local brewpub (fucking $4 18oz homebeers!) for dinner, walk around campus, visit a museum, and maybe go to a local show or something. Should be fun.

5) I'm just a fucking pussy and still think that girls have cooties. I don't know how comfortable I am encouraging sex, but if she wants to cuddle and shit I'm totally down.

Cythraul - I see the point, but that is not the way that I view first meetings. I want the other person to be friendly and stuff but I don't want them to be pushy or too confident or anything like that.

If the mood hits I'll consider, but it is not my intention to drive down there, hang out, fuck her, and leave. I know it seems silly driving down 5 hours away just to meet a girl for the chance of forming a relationship, but I feel like I could handle a long distance relationship like that. I've never had a real relationship so I don't know what I would be missing and I don't need that close intimacy at this stage.

 

[Chanakya]

I would, if I had those niglips.


EDIT - @ RAGEagent.

EDIT 2 - You're a twat. Scum of the earth. You're the kinda chav fuck that I wanted to punch in the face at Heathrow. You are a fucking idiot, a fucking pussy, a fucking whiner and a fucking entertainer. Yes, you entertain me with your fuckwad-ness.

 

[SentinelSlain]

Her hair is though. I guess the photographer used a fan.

 

[Onder]

I don't like her mouth.

 

[PhlegethonVeins]

The older chick you posted about was more attractive imo.

 

[Master_Yoda77]

I don't like her throat.

 

[unknown]

moar?

 

[Zephyrus]

1) Mine, and your explanation is probably the correct answer.

2) No

4) I think we are going to go to a local brewpub (fucking $4 18oz homebeers!) for dinner, walk around campus, visit a museum, and maybe go to a local show or something. Should be fun.

5) I'm just a fucking pussy and still think that girls have cooties. I don't know how comfortable I am encouraging sex, but if she wants to cuddle and shit I'm totally down.

Cythraul - I see the point, but that is not the way that I view first meetings. I want the other person to be friendly and stuff but I don't want them to be pushy or too confident or anything like that.

If the mood hits I'll consider, but it is not my intention to drive down there, hang out, fuck her, and leave. I know it seems silly driving down 5 hours away just to meet a girl for the chance of forming a relationship, but I feel like I could handle a long distance relationship like that. I've never had a real relationship so I don't know what I would be missing and I don't need that close intimacy at this stage.

The things I recommended were based on my personal experience, and it's experience that truly teaches you. All I can really do is encourage you to get out there and have those experiences, and the bad experiences are as a rule the most didactic (pathei mathos as Aeschylus said). Don't set boundaries for yourself, they will only imprison you. [/platitudes]

 

[Onder]

She's really not pretty. She looks like a normal turkish woman or something. She should cook kebab.