man, that 99 cent mcdonalds menu

WHAT SHOULD BE CONSUMED TODAY?

  • big mac

    Votes: 1 50.0%
  • 1/4 pound of beefy goodness

    Votes: 1 50.0%

  • Total voters
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i haven't had McDonald's in a while. the one closest to me is one of those express ones.

and employs only retarted children and 70 year old ladies with tatoos.

Twice I got a cheesburger minus the burger there.
and once I found a fairly big screw in my fries.
 
although I give Wendy's mad ups, a month or two ago I went there and received a burger with only a bottom half of the bun. when I returned it, instead of being all sullen, the old ladies who worked there seemed genuinely surprised and said things like "Well, look at this! Gladys, you gotta come see this! Well, I'll be!" it was pretty charming.