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i hope you guys are happy supporting a corporation that kidnaps children and force-feeds them seven big macs a day until they are enormously obese and then refuses to take responsibility for it.
man, that 99 cent mcdonalds menu
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Hey, at the end of the day, it's whatever gets a half pound of reconstituted 'beef' into my system that gets the prize. For me, this system is working well.
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i'm all for people eating at these places. especially taking their kids there. because kids are way more likely to die from ecoli contamination (how many a year again? over ten thousand?) hahaha. and it's good population control.
COMING TO A JACK IN THE BOX NEAR YOU:
COMING TO A JACK IN THE BOX NEAR YOU:
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also if an asteroid hits america it is less likely to destroy the earth if the impact is cushioned by 240 million round doughballs.
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ok, i have a jack in the box story, but it's totally unrelated to food.
A friend was sitting in Jack in the Box, eating his taquitos and burger, when an older woman in a car comes bounding into the parking lot and smashes (not bumps, SMASHES) into another car's bumper/fender/back end. He looks around and no one seems to have noticed what just happened. The woman backs up and pulls into a space. He thinks "oh, she's going to come in and find whose car she hit and make it all righty-right." She comes in (like an 80-yr old woman), goes up to the counter, orders her food, sits down, and proceeds to eat. He looks at her, thinking "WTF", gets up, goes over to her and asks, "Excuse me, are you going to tell anyone you just hit that car?" She responds, "YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!"
So, he decides to walk around, while eating his taquitos and asking people "Excuse me, do you have a white car?" Finally a guy said yes, and he told him "That lady over there just hit you." It was a semi-good deed for the day, but mostly just entertainment for my friend.
I can't believe the lady just went in and ate if she was going to avoid the repercussions of her bad driving. It's not like there's only one Jack in the Box in this town- the point of leaving the scene of an accident is to LEAVE, not pull in and order a sourdough burger.
A friend was sitting in Jack in the Box, eating his taquitos and burger, when an older woman in a car comes bounding into the parking lot and smashes (not bumps, SMASHES) into another car's bumper/fender/back end. He looks around and no one seems to have noticed what just happened. The woman backs up and pulls into a space. He thinks "oh, she's going to come in and find whose car she hit and make it all righty-right." She comes in (like an 80-yr old woman), goes up to the counter, orders her food, sits down, and proceeds to eat. He looks at her, thinking "WTF", gets up, goes over to her and asks, "Excuse me, are you going to tell anyone you just hit that car?" She responds, "YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!"
So, he decides to walk around, while eating his taquitos and asking people "Excuse me, do you have a white car?" Finally a guy said yes, and he told him "That lady over there just hit you." It was a semi-good deed for the day, but mostly just entertainment for my friend.
I can't believe the lady just went in and ate if she was going to avoid the repercussions of her bad driving. It's not like there's only one Jack in the Box in this town- the point of leaving the scene of an accident is to LEAVE, not pull in and order a sourdough burger.
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my grandmother slammed into a car while pulling out of a stop and shop parking lot and didn't even realize it. she's a valium addict. she drove home with the trim off their shitty jetta sticking out of the side of her car.
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of all the fast food chains exclusive to CA, Jack In The Box is one that Toby and I made sure to never go to in our travels.
But Carl's Jr. and In and Out Burger get the big thumbs up!
But Carl's Jr. and In and Out Burger get the big thumbs up!
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the mcrib is back at least here in ohio...
but mcdonalds is dull, wendy's rules all over them.
around here, all we have working in local fast food places is kids who don't want to be there, middle aged ladies who used to be biker chicks (check the hand/wrist area for the tell tale tattoos, and one midget who so far has worked at our Wendy's, KFC, Taco Bell, and now she has graduated to McDonalds. they can't let her work the drive through because she would have to toss the sacks over the counter into the car window
but mcdonalds is dull, wendy's rules all over them.
around here, all we have working in local fast food places is kids who don't want to be there, middle aged ladies who used to be biker chicks (check the hand/wrist area for the tell tale tattoos, and one midget who so far has worked at our Wendy's, KFC, Taco Bell, and now she has graduated to McDonalds. they can't let her work the drive through because she would have to toss the sacks over the counter into the car window
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