Max Johnson goes to Amsterdam, Belgium, and Iceland

[MadeInNewJersey]

History is not boring to me either, I just don't base my travels around it. Not that I travel all that much. But I'm far more likely to travel for music and "things to do" type of shit than I am because some bearded dude built a campfire there.

 

[JayKeeley]

Jersey chicks are hot!

Gah....it's all happening in Manhattan, particularly during business hours. I love women in skirt suits & heeled boots.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Gah....it's all happening in Manhattan, particularly during business hours. I love women in skirt suits & heeled boots.

yeah, but those are the Jersey chicks

 

[JayKeeley]

Long Island and Westchester County, I'd say.

I make this conclusion on the fact that most Jersey chicks still look like this:

and have probably slept with Tico Torres and half of Skid Row twice already.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Dude, I can't believe you're that misguided about Long Island and/or New Jersey. You've got them backwards man!

But you're from across the Great Pond, so I'll give you a pardon.

 

[lurch70]

Gah....it's all happening in Manhattan, particularly during business hours. I love women in skirt suits & heeled boots.

fuck skirt suits ... pant suits on exec chicks are fucking hotter.

 

[JayKeeley]

@MINJ*: I'm only teasing on stereotypes, and you know goddamn well what the NJ stereotypes are!! Everyone thinks guys in NJ still have mullets.

Besides, Long Island can't be like that -- you're thinking of Staten Island right? I see these chicks getting on to the LI railway at NY Penn and seriously, it's some smokin' t&a...

Westchester (or anywhere weatlhy) must be ok too. Rich girls are always better looking than poor skanks. Plus they all drive those VW Jettas with the sunglasses in the hair....


* Btw, do you know what a minge is? -> http://cgi.peak.org/~jeremy/retort.cgi?British=minge

 

[JayKeeley]

fuck skirt suits ... pant suits on exec chicks are fucking hotter.

I like that 'gap' of flesh between skirt and boot top.

 

[lurch70]

I like that 'gap' of flesh between skirt and boot top.

LOL .... ok

my ex, the one you met ... used to have this look when going to work

the pants ... especially if shaped around the butt cheecks ... maron ... that's hot ... especially with some fuck me heels.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Besides, Long Island can't be like that -- you're thinking of Staten Island right? I see these chicks getting on to the LI railway at NY Penn and seriously, it's some smokin' t&a...http://cgi.peak.org/~jeremy/retort.cgi?British=minge

No, seriously. Long Island (with the exception of the 5 Towns & parts of Suffolk County) is yenta city. That place is still single-handedly trying to destroy the ozone layer.

Westchester is a different animal, that place is "posh."

 

[lurch70]

CT is the place to be ... I swear hanging out in Greenwich is the best ... totally rich women, horny ... and look at NY'ers as fresh meat.
I met some ladies there ... all bored type.

 

[JayKeeley]

CT seems to be in a vacuum compared to the rest of New England. Seen pictures of Miss Maine?

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

do u want $25 million?

 

[Thanatopsis123]

Gah....it's all happening in Manhattan, particularly during business hours. I love women in skirt suits & heeled boots.

Who doesn't?

But back on the topic of traveling: The next time I travel, I've seriously got to figure out why I'm even going where ever the fuck I'm going. I just don't think I'm the typical tourist. When I went to Paris for a few days a couple years ago I saw the Mona Lisa. There was a huge crowd around it and people hanging around staring for quite some time. I took a quick peek and thought "Okay, it's just like all the pictures I've seen" and was off to look at other shit. I swear, half of traveling and doing the touristy crap is for bragging rights only, to say you've been somewhere or seen something.

 

[NAD]

CT seems to be in a vacuum compared to the rest of New England. Seen pictures of Miss Maine?

5 stars. <-- and I am choking back the laughter right now, christ.

And lurch, shit yeah man, pants suits are hooooooootttttttttttt that butt thing? Oh goat.

 

[MadeInNewJersey]

Who doesn't?

But back on the topic of traveling: The next time I travel, I've seriously got to figure out why I'm even going where ever the fuck I'm going. I just don't think I'm the typical tourist. When I went to Paris for a few days a couple years ago I saw the Mona Lisa. There was a huge crowd around it and people hanging around staring for quite some time. I took a quick peek and thought "Okay, it's just like all the pictures I've seen" and was off to look at other shit. I swear, half of traveling and doing the touristy crap is for bragging rights only, to say you've been somewhere or seen something.

that's why I sleep all day and just go out drinking at night

 

[lizard]

now, there's nothing wrong with Maine chicks...once you get them out of the snowshoes and flannel

 

[MFJ]

Who doesn't?

But back on the topic of traveling: The next time I travel, I've seriously got to figure out why I'm even going where ever the fuck I'm going. I just don't think I'm the typical tourist. When I went to Paris for a few days a couple years ago I saw the Mona Lisa. There was a huge crowd around it and people hanging around staring for quite some time. I took a quick peek and thought "Okay, it's just like all the pictures I've seen" and was off to look at other shit. I swear, half of traveling and doing the touristy crap is for bragging rights only, to say you've been somewhere or seen something.

TBH I'm going to GET THE FUCK AWAY from high school, college, and typical small-town life bullshit. This way I can romp around in some beautiful places with someone who I enjoy immensely while drinking beer and not giving a fucking thought to my life at home.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

TBH I'm going to GET THE FUCK AWAY from high school, college, and typical small-town life bullshit. This way I can romp around in some beautiful places with someone who I enjoy immensely while drinking beer and not giving a fucking thought to my life at home.

For myself if I were traveling to "get the fuck away" from something I know I wouldn't be about to not have "a fucking thought" about it unless I were completely inebriated, in which case, why waste the money going overseas for that? But that's just me.

 

[MFJ]

It's mostly the "romping around in some beautiful places with someone who I enjoy immensely". I've been to Europe a couple of times before and I just thoroughly enjoy the experience. It's hard to explain what I'm trying to say... we're not going to look at some crap museums, we want to walk around the city and have a goddamn adventure. It'll be good.