Yesterday me and a friend went drinking and as we were doing so we came across some drunks who'd been in a pub. They tried to steal our beer but we managed to defend the bag. Thet did however spit on us but they were obviously too scared to take the bag. We then drank beer in doorways and whistled at attractive females and greeted people. My friend pissed in doorways and on a building site with workers around. We then went barging people. My friend got extremely drunk and was then threatening to beat everyone up which was extremely amusing. I then showed my strength by carrying him back to my house where he started swearing at my parents and lit up in our no smoking house. Watching him eat was also extremely amusing.
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