You lived out a lot of Opeth fanboys' wet dream.
Fuck you. That's not nice.
telecasters look horrible
 I tell you what looks horrible, those ESP guitars!
 I tell you what looks horrible, those ESP guitars!you are lucky. I wish I could jam with mister akerfeldt. Only, I can't play guitar so jamming would actually mean exchanging jokes and possibly playing chess. Good for you, brother!
 
	