"Merry Christmas"? bullshit

[Will Bozarth]

I screw everything up. I'm not allowed to see Christina on Friday. I'm grounded once again. I just destroyed my own Christmas. And I probably destroyed Christina's too :-( I know the perfect present for my parents.

We have no health insurance or money to see my doctor, who in turn would send me to a psychiatrist. Help :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-(

 

[Officer Nice]

I screw everything up. I'm not allowed to see Christina on Friday. I'm grounded once again. I just destroyed my own Christmas. And I probably destroyed Christina's too :-( I know the perfect present for my parents.

We have no health insurance or money to see my doctor, who in turn would send me to a psychiatrist. Help :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-( :-(

Dude,that sucks. They wont even let you see her for a little while,
cause it's Xmas?

-OfficerNice

 

[Will Bozarth]

she wont. just because my dad's daughters and son are screwups, i get all the punishment if i do something wrong

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

now what did you do young Will?

Don't make me come down there and kick ass.....

 

[Officer Nice]

she wont. just because my dad's daughters and son are screwups, i get all the punishment if i do something wrong

Would they let her come over to your house and you guys could hang out
even on the driveway?
I'm sorry if this sounds dumb, but in my life, I've gotten in trouble so
may times with my ma and my old man and I've had these problems.
It sucks when they wont even let you see your woman. I could never
bargain with them in these cases when I was grounded so I kept trying
to bargain minor things like if I can't leave, can she come over?
May sound stupid to some people, but I always thought persistence
could never fail you....

-OfficerNice

 

[Will Bozarth]

i just clued my mom in, i even let her in on a secret ive had for 2 years. testicular cancer

 

[Officer Nice]

i just clued my mom in, i even let her in on a secret ive had for 2 years. testicular cancer

holy shit. how'd you find out? Forgive me for sounding dumb, and if
you dont want to talk about it, that's cool


officernice

 

[lizard]

geez will! well you know, we're not as good as a girlfriend, but spill the beans bro!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

dude, why the hell are you getting punished for having testicular cancer? That defies all logic.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

this sounds unbelievably fucked up

 

[ThePhilosopher]

this sounds unbelievably fucked up

agreed...

 

[Tee]

what the fuck,

 

[Tee]

Will, for heaven's sake. it's not 10 PM

 

[Super Mahrio]

Dear Mr. Great Dane.
My friend Will is not well and is need of your wonderful guidance... Please help my friend Will...
Your Fan, Maharet

 

[PlatypusJesus]

So that's the type of cancer......................I don't know what to say right now, Will........

 

[Brett]

He's at the hospital getting checked for it or so it says so on his away message.

Hope you feel better buddy.

 

[NapalmForLunch]

I once thought I had cancer 'cause one ball grew twice the size of the other. It was just an infection from not masterbating enough or something.

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

hang in there buddy, were all puling for you.

 

[NapalmForLunch]

Oh and here's a tip... Get a part time job at starbucks 'cause they give full medical.

 

[Reverand Joint Smoker]

I once thought I had cancer 'cause one ball grew twice the size of the other. It was just an infection from not masterbating enough or something.

not the time or place there napalm.