Merry X-mass From SOB

Well I met this girl named Kristen and we started talking. Things went well. Then we got all cuddly. Then we started dating. Then she revealed she was open to a threesome with me and my wife. So yeah... METAAAALLLLLLL.
 
Well I met this girl named Kristen and we started talking. Things went well. Then we got all cuddly. Then we started dating. Then she revealed she was open to a threesome with me and my wife. So yeah... METAAAALLLLLLL.
Nice!!!!congradulations for you. I met one of my friends, gave the pastor's son some weed for the keys, went to the church in the middle of the night and had sex right up there in the front at the alter.
 
We should meet up at a Shroud show and... enhance their performance, if you know what I mean.
 
You did interprative robot-style dancing at a Behemoth show? Friggin ACE!

Well Dan... things are stressful but decent. Got some potentially bad work related news. Wifey's best friend might be doing some hard time soon. One of mine was nigh homeless because the grandmother she lived with/cared for died. Another ultratight bud might be evicted any day now. Other than that though I personally am friggin rocking, brother. You?
 
Dude... you should call me. We'll grab beers at some point. Something tells me it'll be on the 23rd if at any point. Oh and if I do make it out... I'll be with the fanclub vice president.
 
Ha ha ha. Serioiusly if you go I will buy you a beer. it's been some time. I missed your call last night too. What do you have the black death too? I was sick for a week, Katie was and Julie, then Dave. Shitty cold man.

Hung over today
 
yeah. wifey got the plague and shared. we stayed at her parents 4 nights. good deal... free food, heat, etc but with such fucking weird nightmares. one night here and we actually slept so are about 5x better.

i want to do the 23rd. it's just a shitty time. a friend has a hearing a couple days later. wifey aint taking it so great.
 
I missed your call today, I was laying stone in the cold with my boss there. I will try to call you on tghe way to practice tonight (which I am rather late for. Katie will be waiting at the train station in the cold so I must go)

\m/
 
i requested "among the living" by anthrax in honor of all the officemates i gave the plague too. i was thinking spreading the disease but the one with the "disease disease spreading the disease" line is the title track of another album? odd.