Message to Dragon. Read this.

[Will Bozarth]

Post stuff that will not be found as extremely creepy to others, and we will get along just fine. Post more threads that include FAKE non-fiction involving boarders and their significant others and/or family, and they will be removed right away. You seem like you could be a cool guy, so just try to be normal.

 

[Will Bozarth]

nah

 

[flying_whale]

ja

 

[neal]

stop making him feel less unwelcome

 

[Will Bozarth]

I feel as a newly appointed moderator, I should give him a fair chance.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

stop making him feel less unwelcome

+1, but at the same time:

I feel as a newly appointed moderator, I should give him a fair chance.

Fair. very fair.

 

[Anvil]

One problem is, we have given him a chance... many many chances... even many many second chances.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

But when you become the captain of the ship, you don;t imidiately fire the cook, you first tell them that every meal they have made until this day sucked, and they better work on their cooking skills.

 

[Dead Winter]

You WERE in the military...

It's interesting to see that all around the world, the psychology of war is the same.

 

[Reminiscence]

Nope, it's not interesting in the least.

 

[Necromunchkin]

No, but if the cook has been serving up his own shit as meals, don't fire him. You cut off a few non-vital but highly painful parts of his anatomy. If he fails to improve immediately, then you disembowel and defenestrate his ass in short order. There's usually someone capable and ready for promotion and willing not to crap in the pot.

 

[Captain Beard]

Defenestration = win!

I wish they had the guy in Doom 3 say it. I'd piss on myself.

 

[Necromunchkin]

Indeed. But, as I've learned. Defenestrating Marines is often a good cause for later problems in life.

 

[Captain Beard]

Yes, I know. I just want a gravelly ominous voice to say it. "Defenestration!"

 

[Necromunchkin]

It is indeed the word (and on occasion, the action) of choice.

 

[Captain Beard]

It's my #1 word. #2 being sard.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Bozzarate him