Metal Haiku

[Trylakos]

not metall

but this is about gunts... when a fat chick's vagina comes out like patch you know?

tender and juicy
plump like a turkey dinner
gunts are beautiful

 

[circus_brimstone]

Trylakos is Birk
You keep changing your handles
but now you're caught, bitch

 

[Demonspell]

Ash in a wood box
Commanding two hundred bucks
Among Egay pricks

 

[cthulufhtagn]

Trylakos is Birk
You keep changing your handles
but now you're caught, bitch

bwahahaha

 

[KILL TULLY]

For now is the time
Through beer, bitches, and bullets
Thrashing trancends all

 

[dill_the_devil]

Iron Maiden rule
But Gers is a cockmuncher
He should just GET OUT

 

[circus_brimstone]

Hammers aren't that great
Isis crush them no problem
Monolithic slabs

 

[dill_the_devil]

Oceanic wins
Panopticon's not bad though
Isis for the win

 

[circus_brimstone]

Steve Irwin is dead
Thrash has been kaput for years
Someone tell Erik

 

[skeptik]

Steve Irwin is dead
Thrash has been kaput for years
Someone tell Erik

DIE

 

[circus_brimstone]

DIE

Necrotool you proved
In that post of yours above
You're Erik, vice-versa

 

[circus_brimstone]

You're Erik, vice-versa

Six, but close enough.

 

[skeptik]

I was gonna make
My own rebuttal haiku
Whoops I guess I did

 

[Ellestin]

This forum is queer,
I keep coming regardless,
for Nad owns my balls

 

[Demonspell]

Locust Years at last
If Scalzi sang everything
Would have ruled the earth

 

[cthulufhtagn]

need to call that girl
the one i met on friday
mmmm, chilean tits

 

[dill_the_devil]

mmmm, chilean tits

Work sucks the fat one
Hard getting up in the morn
Should play the lotto.

 

[lizard]

Jon Nordveidt is dead
my eyes remain strangely dry
Shred in heaven Jon!

 

[dill_the_devil]

Done all that I can
Time to join Jon in Chaos
Bye-bye people *BANG*

 

[lizard]

Barb to my heart, man
oh crikey, that hurts alot
no more vegamite.