Metal Haiku

[dill_the_devil]

I used to fight crocs
Killed by a fucking stingray
Dude, that's fucking weak.

 

[lizard]

my wife didn't know
that I'm shredding in heaven
til she saw the plane.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Newspapers should run
Topical haiku poems
We'd make a fortune

 

[KILL TULLY]

RC, fag central
How about more artfag shit?
Stop dropping your soap.

 

[dill_the_devil]

Thrash metal terror
Seems silly when you're 60
Cut your hair, hippy

 

[skeptik]

Thrash metal terror
Seems silly when you're 60
Cut your hair, hippy

 

[Ellestin]

Nasheim rules supreme
Though it's no my pals musick
Must have missed something

 

[KILL TULLY]

Your balls to the wall
Raise your fist and shout it out
Metal is the Law.

 

[cthulufhtagn]

girl just called me up
gonna see her tomorrow
hope she's still sexy

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

I banged your mother
While thrashing to Overkill
She came on my face

 

[Disgustipated]

Slayer are real gay
They take it up the arsehole
From Metallica

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

Slayer are real gay
They take it up the arsehole
From Metallica

Lars like to blow James
Kirk jerks off in the corner
They make shit music