Metal Sweethearts

[Consuming Impulse]

uke: uke: uke: uke: uke:

im blind

 

[Pull The Plug]

what's with the horrible photoshopped eyes?

(disregarding every other photoshopped aspect for a moment)

Not sure, probably to up the creepiness. Maybe in Japan if you have blue eyes you are evil.

Also what the fuck is with everyone saying Bjork? Is this some bad joke? If its the one i'm thinking of she has the most car crashed face (yet healed without scars) i've ever seen and both her music and voice are awful, she even puts her terrible accent into it.

 

[Teh Grimace]

id fuck her in the mouth and ass

i'll see that, and raise you a cleveland steamer.

 

[Carcassian]

id fuck her in the mouth and ass

But not her Vagina?

 

[Carcassian]

none of them

also every metal band with a female lead singer is instantly terrible

Mourn.

...and thus, you fail.

 

[metal paddy]

Was your missus as airbrushed to fuck like Scabbia, Paddy?

my missus would need plenty of airbrushing now my man

 

[metal paddy]

Was your missus as airbrushed to fuck like Scabbia, Paddy?

my missus would need plenty of airbrushing now my man

 

[metal paddy]

Was your missus as airbrushed to fuck like Scabbia, Paddy?

my missus would need plenty of airbrushing now my man

 

[cookiecutter]

i'll see that, and raise you a cleveland steamer.

uke:

Scabbia is pretty hot though

 

[Hell Mike]

my missus would need plenty of airbrushing now my man

but you love her anyway!

 

[Perdition's Light]

id fuck her in the mouth and ass

I think it's hilarious when guys say this, as if the chick they're talking about would even give them the time of day in real life. LOL.

 

[UndyingDarkness]

Julie Kiss from To-Mera.

 

[Teh Grimace]

But not her Vagina?

vaginas are passe... its all about the corndog/chilidog in 2006.

(corndog = butt 1st, mouth 2nd)

 

[Mythos Inibri]

Bjork is like a magic Faerie.Not metal but cute.I like the video Army of Me.
i don't know why she was mentioned in Metal Sweethearts though

 

[Carcassian]

vaginas are passe... its all about the corndog/chilidog in 2006.

(corndog = butt 1st, mouth 2nd)

Hey, I'm retro in things other than my music tastes then huh?

 

[outrageous]

There is no way that it could not be airbrushed. While they were at it, they could have gotten rid of her 'outty' belly-button if it is infact one

What are some of the best looking women in metal....I like Kittie,and Genitortures..and others..what are some more??

Me!!

 

[sumairetsu]

There is no way that it could not be airbrushed.

Do I detect some cattiness and jealousy?

Believe me, Cristina doesn't need airbrushing. I've been within 3 feet of her.

 

[Hell Mike]

it is airbrushed (well, photoshopped) though

 

[Erik]

and heavily so

i especially love how she's leaning on a nonexistant object

 

[Carcassian]

Do I detect some cattiness and jealousy?

Believe me, Cristina doesn't need airbrushing. I've been within 3 feet of her.

No, clearly she was being photgraphed next to a big LC symbol that doesn't have shadows.

Also, her face clearly has no lines or other visible representation of musculature. Yeah, she's hot - no, she's not perfect (and her band sucks ass too).