Recorded message: (Lars) Hey like this is fucking Metallica and we're like...not fucking here right now, we're taking over the fucking world, so like, leave a message
*You have 13 new messages*
#1: hey guys its jason newsted. i don't have much to say other than HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...HAHAHAHAAHAH...allright i'm done...no wait,
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...ok i'm done...
#2:...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#3: hey cocktallica, this is darkthrone. we just wanted to let you know your production sucks
#4: hey guys, its me kirk. why didn't you tell me we were recording a new cd?! when i found out you didn't include me, i cried like a girl all daylong. and if you don't return this call, i'm going to have a hissy fit!
#5: hey guys, this is bob rock. just wanted to let you know how much my...errr your new cd rules. i mean, you guys were a joke in the 80s and i turned you around. so remember that bobtallica wouldn't be the same without
me.
#6: hey lars, its me fred durst. wanted to drop ya a line, to let you know dat the new cd is da nit to the shiz and we gotta hook up sometime to record
a phat tune.
#7: this is system of a down and we want you to return our riffs
#8: lars, this is your wife skylar. where in the hell are the pots, pans and garbage cans?
#9: its me jason again....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
#10: hey guys, this is elektra records and we just wanna thank you for keeping us in business.
#11: this is dave mustaine and i'm just letting you guys know, your new cd sucks. i mean i know risk sure sucked some balls, but this is pathetic. if i see you lars i'm gonna show off my black belt skills.
#12: this is hit parader, can we get a few soundbites from you and then rehash them into a different article/interview for the next 18 months?
#13: this is kerrang!...can we suck your dicks and kiss your ass??