mic position help..please answer andy#!@#@!

We all know there's nothing more brutal than raising children, so you must first empregnate a virgin on the first go, and let brew for 9 months.

When the water finally breaks, make sure to soak the snare wire in it - this gives it the most pop and crack.

Then, save the placenta, and wrap the mic in it. Let sit for a few days, and then eat the shell to get the microphone back out.

After you've done that, the current mic position you're using will work wonderfully.
 
Hey Mark, I vote that you guys throw down another Demonic Knights of Aberosh track since you seem to have so much time to screw around, haha. Or at least post "The Battle for Mesgarth's Chalice" up here for those who haven't heard it. That song was hilariously priceless!
 
DSS3 said:
We all know there's nothing more brutal than raising children, so you must first empregnate a virgin on the first go, and let brew for 9 months.

When the water finally breaks, make sure to soak the snare wire in it - this gives it the most pop and crack.

Then, save the placenta, and wrap the mic in it. Let sit for a few days, and then eat the shell to get the microphone back out.

After you've done that, the current mic position you're using will work wonderfully.

Gaah, if God really wanted people to stay pregnant he wouldn't have made second-trimester munchkins so tasty.

Jeff