miffs/gobs/arses/tits

[cedarbreed]

t con.

J'essaye de me mettre à ton niveau mais c'est un putain de challenge

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

n'est pas arabe qui veut

 

[intet]

crikey i say old chum tallyho

give it a rest, mehdi. you're not british and you never will be.

oh, and remove that avatar. it makes you look extremely french.

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

give it a rest, mehdi. you're not british and you never will be.

im sorry i cant speak posh english, mister depression-attention.

 

[intet]

nah, you go out of your way to use obscure "working-class" weirdo dialect slang. use your damn tourist-english like the rest of us and quit trying so hard to get your tongue up the asses of band members.

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

bollix and that, yer blown out me super-cool cover. duncan? danny? me special signed friends, help me like!

 

[toolsofthetrade]

 

[Dhatura]

It's so hard to choose From which point of view, licking or being licked?

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

piss off, woman!

 

[Dhatura]

Whyyyy?

 

[Strangelight]

is it a coincidence that that pic is from a Hungarian site?

 

[Dhatura]

Of course not. The dark haired one is our beautiful star Michelle Wild, the only porn actress I appreciate. I think she deserves attention.

 

[Strangelight]

she looks pretty like but shes a sponky horrible
what a waste

 

[Dhatura]

What's "sponky"?

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

sponky means shes the town bike - everyone can get a ride.

 

[Mariner]

Evil dick likes warm, wet places,
evil dick don't care about faces.
Evil dick likes, young, tiny, small spaces,
evil dick leaves little gooey telltale traces.
Evil dick.

I had this girl
she said she loved me,
thought there was no one ever above me,
she wanted to marry
and have my child,
but evil dick
he had to get buck wild.
Took me out one night
out with the freaks
if ever there was pussy, evil dick would seek.
My girl caught me skeezin' she said

 

[Dhatura]

Yeah, that's her job.

I still think she's nice.

 

[Malaclypse]

looks handsome.
and why are you voting for tits? what's the big deal of a tit fuck? i don't get it.

 

[Dhatura]

I haven't voted yet, but I think I'd vote for tits cause both men and women have tits of some kind. EQUALITY!

 

[mehdi.i.e.e.e]

and why are you voting for tits? what's the big deal of a tit fuck? i don't get it.

you cant aids or a kid from tit wanks can you?