Mikael Akerfeldt Is Like A Woman Who Buys Very Old Shoes That He Can't Even Wear Anymore Because They Were Made For Special Feet Back Then If You Know What I Mean. He Should Save His Money And Concentrate It On The Production Of The Next Opeth Record. The Bastard Has His Priorities In Bad Order. Also He Should Have Anna Sing Backing Vocals Of A Vicious Female Ferviore... If Thats Even A Word. It Will Be Like Black Metal With A High Female Lead And Mikes Growls Along With It, Maybe Even Have Anna Do Some High Growls Or Sex Noises.
If Mikael Spent As Much Money On Opeth Merchandize As He Does On Crappy Records, I Might Be Wearing A 3xl Opeth Shirt Right Now. And I Also Might Be On The Opeth Street Team Handing Out Opeth Promos To People I Meet Everywhere In The World. Thank You And Goodnight.
P.s. If Mikael Doesn't Make The Desicion To Put Church Organ On The New Record, I Will Type In Caps In Every Post After The Release Of The New Album. Also Tubular Bells Please.
Love,
Oinkness (dedicated Fan)
