Misheard Opeth Lyrics

[The Dude]

Anyone have any humorously misquoted Opeth lyrics?
For ages I thought the line "Deadly patterns made my wreath" in The Drapery Falls was "Deadly badgers laid my wreath" till I looked up the lyrics.

 

[Demilich]

Hahaha.. man, with the death metal singing, even as clear as Mike's is, there's bound to be a ton. I can't remember mine, but I remember some of the songs that I thought I had figured out were almost completely off. If i remember any I'll drop by again, but I'm sure there were some great ones.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Anyone have any humorously misquoted Opeth lyrics?
For ages I thought the line "Deadly patterns made my wreath" in The Drapery Falls was "Deadly badgers laid my wreath" till I looked up the lyrics.

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom

 

[Vehemens]

Hahahaha I just listened to the "Deadly patterns..." line in The Drapery Falls and it fully sounds like Mikael growls out "Deadly badgers..." hahahahahahaha. Badgers!

 

[Leper_/-\ffinity]

Well, a really funny one that you are bound to come upon if you listen to it after this, is in Death Whispered A Lullaby, the like third lines where it says" Trying to find, some peace of mind..." It sounds just like he says "Trying to find, some piece of PIE!!" Go listen, and you will laugh, I guarantee it.

 

[Funeral Portrait]

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom

 

[The Poona of Peshwa]

I've misheard a ton of lyrics, none funny enough to mention though. . .

 

[KielbasaSausage]

opeth - a fair judgement, 4:33

"leave the pee, it was meant for me!"

 

[Funeral Portrait]

^ very nice

 

[InFlames235]

In Benighted, even though i know he didn't REALLY say this, it sounded like he said "Saw you the night I bought you fries" when he really says "Saw you benighted by your fright" :Spin:

 

[The Dude]

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom

Well, badgers are sometimes percieved as symbols of death. It made perfect sense, no mushrooms required.

 

[iwasteoxygen]

i can't believe nobody has mentioned the famous "his anus is torn from his maker" from to rid the disease

 

[Ermz]

opeth - a fair judgement, 4:33

"leave the pee, it was meant for me!"

Bastard, I was gonna say the exact same thing

 

[estimate]

Well, for a somewhat long time, I thought he said: "Mourner's lament, but it's sweet as tomatoes" in Harvest! . Kinda funny.

 

[KevyCanavan]

Too many up to mention! Funny as fuck some of them though!

Mainone being the first word in Bleak, I thought for a long time it was "Treebeard" instead of beating...

 

[mysweetdeath]

The Moor
not a big difference, just adds to the religious point of the album.
"Ungodly freak, defier." instead of "Ungodly freak, defiler"

and

"Angels, riding in the embers, damned mud, burning in my eyes"
instead of
"Pale touch etc...."

"this morbid waste"
instead of
"first morning rays"

White Cluster
"i find trust in Him" (lke a religious connotation)
instead of
"i find trust in hate"


Those are the only ones that come to mind.

 

[adnilem]

badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom

OOOOAAAAAHHHHHH!!! SNNNNAAAAKKKKEEEE, IT'S A SNNNNAAAAAKKKEEEEE

 

[Katabasis]

hehehe, I thought it was "Deadly matress made my wreath"

and "what caveman distorted your sight" in Benighted.

 

[MountainDweller]

Thanks to whoever posted this in the forum before, I always hear it:


From "Forest Of October"

My blaze travel the last universe
Like the size of my dick

instead of

My blaze travel the last universe
Like the sights of magic

 

[Eoghan]

Leper Affinity.. first line:
"We enter winter once again" I though was:
"We let the wind blow out the end" and i was like.."Who farted?!" :hotjump: