Misheard Opeth Lyrics

[metalheadtimmy]

wow im kinda surprised at this thread

but anyway my friend doesn't like metal except for reason likes Master's Apprentice and one day he wrote out his interpretation of their lyrics.
and i think its hillarious, here it is:


there is lilboys calling for me
there is a life copping down on me
there is a towel that is clearing
there is a chain that is charning
there is a womb that is here
there is a season waiting for me
there is a boat that is turning
there is a fire still burning
the sickness in me
constant pains to wash the earthen
i need a sucker-sucker-ker
this time the need is deeper
there is a piece i am certain
there is a freedom on depending on
there is a pain thats neverending
there is a rain falling only on meer
there is a dream i am reving
there is arive i am dreaming of
there is a death im awaiting
there is a mole on the certain rah
...
...
...
ehh
...
...
...
i hold my breath and wait
on the moment with pain
movement the departing hole
a thank for rahzin frah
...
sever my fate from my body
we be beggin for more
take what i have and the lenimere
and to everlasting sleyeah
soon we grant
holithey dissapear
im clearing all out
showing me what i can do withaow-aow
the emotionles sea
there is only me
ahh il take what i got
whats wrong with you to get her HAAALK!
...
fading away
leave there
lots of sleep
closer now
lead the way
into death
...
...
...
henry reh cha pee
i ah lef behind
every waykin hour
i lie awake
sucked inside by will
gone into the flood
all my questions of her
said was put to the test
once im alone theres no turning
baaack baaack baaack baaaaack
ahhh ah ahhh ah ahhh ah ahhh ah
ahhh henry reh cha pee
ahhh i ah lef behind
ahhh every waykin hour
ahhh i lie awake
the deep into the deepest for the bardard shell of strength beyond
...
...
...
rahhhow
...
benzit rose that call
said heed fuck you up
boofu in my eye
wayeeha yaaap hisaaap

listen along with it, its pretty funny

 

[Risquit]

On Harvest..."its me who's tomato..."

And the first line of Deliverance, I always hear, "HOMEY DON'T PLAAAAYYY", like that clown Damon Wayans played on Living Color.

 

[murderedbysound]

masters apprentice is full of them,
my freind thinks that the part where he says " thanks for absent freinds "
he says " thanks for raaaasss enfrah....."
its really lame

 

[T-Rat]

well, i must say this is way amusing
i needed to laugh today

 

[estimate]

The masters apprentices alternative lyrics are kinda awesome

 

[baarg]

i can't believe nobody has mentioned the famous "his anus is torn from his maker" from to rid the disease

OMG that´s funny!

 

[deliverance]

wow im kinda surprised at this thread

but anyway my friend doesn't like metal except for reason likes Master's Apprentice and one day he wrote out his interpretation of their lyrics.
and i think its hillarious, here it is:

wow, your friend's interpretation was very amusing. it does sound like some of what he said, unless of course you read the lyrics as mike sings em, then it makes perfect sense.

 

[PeeWee1473]

"Under the Weeping Moon" STILL, even to this day, when he delivers the title line sounds to me like, "I laugh under the weeping BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!"

 

[baarg]

In BWP (the song) I always hear "The last dying call of the hemorroids" instead of "The last dying call for the everlost" :Spin:

 

[Lordlucid]

I used to think that in The Funeral Portrait in the line "Ruby eyes in the fog", he was saying "fuck" instead of "fog"....now it sounds more like foogh.

It sounds like he says " ruby eyes in the fuck, it is me.." and right after that when he grunts it sounds like hes saying "bill"
so it'd be "ruby eyes in the fuck, it is me... BILL"
I cant believe I never heard it like that until you pointed it out
that some funny shit

 

[EatMyMetal]

in Master's Apprentices,

instead of "every wretched dream, i have left behind"

i thought "everywhere she'll be, i am there behind." kinda like a stalker thing...but it still makes sense a little.

oh and let me add my damns to wolftribe for getting that song stuck in my head too

 

[T-Rat]

hee... either that or he really digs her arse

 

[MightyA]

I misheard that one part of Harvest when I listened to it for the first time.

 

[estimate]

Which part MightyA?

 

[MightyA]

On Harvest..."its me who's tomato..."

 

[T-Rat]

Uh, ok, not beat the dead horse here, but in Fair Judgement...
"Came so close, two whiney 'ho's"
it still makes me checkle even tho' i know the actual words.
oh, and i was totally wired the other night and kept growling "hoomooo" at my friend... thanks for that one!
(wired btw, after seeing gogol bordello, fucking awesome band!)

 

[Moonstruck]

Moonlapse Vertigo, first sentance... "Kept warm, by the light of the bathroom."

Forest Of October, instead of "The forest of October..." (10:02), "The forest, too much tuna..."

 

[LifeDepraved]

At about 5:08 in Demon of the Fall he says: Oh frag mends to posey you damn man.

POSEY

 

[AbsentFriend]

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! for about 3 days i thought during the acoustic part of godheads lament, mikael was saying "what would they care if i was gaayyy, no one would know Hoommmmmooooooooooo"

that's just hilarious!

 

[The Black Canvas]

In the song "Closure" on the new dvd, during the second acoustic riff it sounds like Mikael says "There's no upheavel, Redemption for my penis." If anyone has the dvd check it out. Its suppose to be "Redemption for my pathos."