Misheard Opeth Lyrics

[Crackfare]

In Bleak when Steven Wilson is singing his second chorus:

Mist ripples round your thin white neck
And draws me a line
Cold fingers mark this dying wreck
This moment is mine

It sounds like:


Mischevious Malichief in white man
Endorse me, allah.
Coping to mark this dying lamb.
this plummber's design

 

[Crackfare]

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[grey knight]

To up this thread, I'll post something non-opeth for a change.

This is the real lyrics for the chorus of Iron Maiden's "No More Lies"

No more lies!
Normal ice!
Noble eyes!

second;

Normalize!
Nom the wise!

Actually after that it starts to repeat itself, sorry for offtopic.

 

[Nebulanus]

In Porcelain Heart, I heard something really funny

What I hear: I see Will Smith 'neath my feet
True lyrics : Icy roads beneath my feet

 

[grey knight]

Did you know that Coil is actually about Lotr?


And I can see you,
riding through the fields of Sauron.


And just for fun;

Shit hold me why,
shit hold me lies.

 

[Deadly Badger]

In Ghost of Perdition, "draining the weakness" sounded like "draining your weiners," to me.

 

[amarkonthedoor]

Godhead's Lament:
"What would they care if I did stay
No one would know, oh
What would they care if I did stay
Noone should know, oh"

I always hear "What would they care if I was gay".

 

[DarkGift]

^"no one would know - hooomooo"

 

[Nasty-Fire]

I always hear "What would they care if I was gay".

Yeah it's a classic but I think it's been written at least 1 or 2 times here.

 

[HemeHaci]

In Bleak when Steven Wilson is singing his second chorus:

Mist ripples round your thin white neck
And draws me a line
Cold fingers mark this dying wreck
This moment is mine

It sounds like:


Mischevious Malichief in white man
Endorse me, allah.
Coping to mark this dying lamb.
this plummber's design

 

[Dammnare]

"His anus is torn from the maker" - to rid the disease

This is a classic one I guess.

 

[pyr0rrzzz]

In The Lotus Eater: the benefit is your hand

 

[grey knight]

Update to coil;

Anakin sees you, driving through the fields of Sauron,
Jessica sees you, running through the feels of Zorro.

 

[Nasty-Fire]

KARMA

[Original] And nighttime birds.. float as black faces.
[Misheard] In night I heard.. flowers spank faces.

 

[Dammnare]

Coil:

Yes I can see you, running through the fields of Zorro.

 

[Nasty-Fire]

NO !

 

[Kamel]

In Benighted, even though i know he didn't REALLY say this, it sounded like he said "Saw you the night I bought you fries" when he really says "Saw you benighted by your fright" :Spin:

hahahahaah beautiful!!

 

[@=NoBigDeal=@]

I'm not sure but does the guy sing about cadillacs in Masters Apprentices?
Something like
"I'll take what I can and driving new cadillac"

 

[FJChaos]

In "Ghost Of Perdition":

I thought "The incoherent talk of ordinary days"
was "I'm in a taco morning, Mary Jane"

 

[Annihilat0r]

Endorse me, allah.

BLASPHEMY!