Lissen, why's an education so expensive when all a student's being taught is basically to read crimson stain patterns on a used tampon like some fuckin Gypsy palmist? Here's some menstruation from our favourite bolshevik needle addict Kurt Vonneshitfucker's new book:
George W Bush has gathered around him upper-crust C-students who know no history or geography, plus not-so-closeted white supremacists, aka Christians, and plus, most frighteningly, psychopathic personalities, or PPs, the medical term for smart, personable people who have no consciences.
Funny, that. I'm reading the maniacal witch-hunt verses of a "PP" right now. Or is it an "HH," a hallucinating hippy?
To say somebody is a PP is to make a perfectly respectable diagnosis, like saying he or she has appendicitis or athlete's foot.
Or perhaps, ovepaid, pointless, raving college professors who are having LSD flashbacks to their Vietnam days?
PPs are presentable, they know full well the suffering their actions may cause others, but they do not care. They cannot care because they are nuts. They have a screw loose!
Ah, presentable! I guess PPs do NOT look like Kurt, or unwashed Hindu fakirs whose only bathtimes are throwing themselves into a dysentary-infected river a million sacred cows took a dump in!
And what syndrome better describes so many executives at Enron and WorldCom and on and on, who have enriched themselves while ruining their employees and investors and country and who still feel as pure as the driven snow, no matter what anybody may say to or about them? And they are waging a war that is making billionaires out of millionaires, and trillionaires out of billionaires, and they own television, and they bankroll George Bush, and not because he's against gay marriage.
Man, its amazing to think this guy might actually operate a motor vehicle!
So many of these heartless PPs now hold big jobs in our federal government, as though they were leaders instead of sick. They have taken charge. They have taken charge of communications and the schools, so we might as well be Poland under occupation.
Heartless! Ah, Kurt wants the fuckin Wizard of Oz to give us heartfelt leaders. Like whom? A college professor whose brain has been dissolving slowly thanks to heavy drug use?
They might have felt that taking our country into an endless war was simply something decisive to do. Do this! Do that! Mobilise the reserves! Privatise the public schools! Attack Iraq! Cut health care! Tap everybody's telephone! Cut taxes on the rich! Build a trillion-dollar missile shield! Fuck habeas corpus and the Sierra Club and In These Times, and kiss my ass!
Sounds great, apart from that homosexual act at the end. It all sounds perfectly Wunderbar. Especially the Sierra Club cuckoos getting fucked.
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: only nut cases want to be president. This was true even in high school. Only clearly disturbed people ran for class president.
Obviously, Kurt lost the election in his class. Sore loser!
While on the subject of burning books, I want to congratulate librarians, not famous for their physical strength, who, all over this country, have staunchly resisted anti-democratic bullies who have tried to remove certain books from their shelves, and destroyed records rather than have to reveal to thought police the names of persons who have checked out those titles.
Fuck librarians! My librarian sold off our National Geographic collection, 1904 to the present. He said, "We need the money, and YOU (meaning ME) are the only one who read them." Well, FUCK you, dead fat ass.
So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House, the Supreme Court, the Senate, the House of Representatives, or the media. The America I loved still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
Which America, the Peoples' Republic of America?
In case you haven't noticed, as the result of a shamelessly rigged election in Florida, in which thousands of African-Americans were arbitrarily disenfranchised, we now present ourselves to the rest of the world as proud, grinning, jut-jawed, pitiless war-lovers with appallingly powerful weaponry - who stand unopposed.
Now decades of LSD residue lodged in his fatty tissues really get him unhinged!
In case you haven't noticed, we are now as feared and hated all over the world as Nazis once were.
Well, dick-hard leftist bolsheviks tend to see everyone else as the Fascists.
In case you haven't noticed, our unelected leaders have dehumanised millions and millions of human beings simply because of their religion and race. We wound 'em and kill 'em and torture 'em and imprison 'em all we want.
If any of that happened, we wouldn't have a problem in Iraq, just as Saddam didn't have a problem.
Piece of cake.
You eat it first, traitor.
Jurched
George W Bush has gathered around him upper-crust C-students who know no history or geography, plus not-so-closeted white supremacists, aka Christians, and plus, most frighteningly, psychopathic personalities, or PPs, the medical term for smart, personable people who have no consciences.
Funny, that. I'm reading the maniacal witch-hunt verses of a "PP" right now. Or is it an "HH," a hallucinating hippy?
To say somebody is a PP is to make a perfectly respectable diagnosis, like saying he or she has appendicitis or athlete's foot.
Or perhaps, ovepaid, pointless, raving college professors who are having LSD flashbacks to their Vietnam days?
PPs are presentable, they know full well the suffering their actions may cause others, but they do not care. They cannot care because they are nuts. They have a screw loose!
Ah, presentable! I guess PPs do NOT look like Kurt, or unwashed Hindu fakirs whose only bathtimes are throwing themselves into a dysentary-infected river a million sacred cows took a dump in!
And what syndrome better describes so many executives at Enron and WorldCom and on and on, who have enriched themselves while ruining their employees and investors and country and who still feel as pure as the driven snow, no matter what anybody may say to or about them? And they are waging a war that is making billionaires out of millionaires, and trillionaires out of billionaires, and they own television, and they bankroll George Bush, and not because he's against gay marriage.
Man, its amazing to think this guy might actually operate a motor vehicle!
So many of these heartless PPs now hold big jobs in our federal government, as though they were leaders instead of sick. They have taken charge. They have taken charge of communications and the schools, so we might as well be Poland under occupation.
Heartless! Ah, Kurt wants the fuckin Wizard of Oz to give us heartfelt leaders. Like whom? A college professor whose brain has been dissolving slowly thanks to heavy drug use?
They might have felt that taking our country into an endless war was simply something decisive to do. Do this! Do that! Mobilise the reserves! Privatise the public schools! Attack Iraq! Cut health care! Tap everybody's telephone! Cut taxes on the rich! Build a trillion-dollar missile shield! Fuck habeas corpus and the Sierra Club and In These Times, and kiss my ass!
Sounds great, apart from that homosexual act at the end. It all sounds perfectly Wunderbar. Especially the Sierra Club cuckoos getting fucked.
There is a tragic flaw in our precious Constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: only nut cases want to be president. This was true even in high school. Only clearly disturbed people ran for class president.
Obviously, Kurt lost the election in his class. Sore loser!
While on the subject of burning books, I want to congratulate librarians, not famous for their physical strength, who, all over this country, have staunchly resisted anti-democratic bullies who have tried to remove certain books from their shelves, and destroyed records rather than have to reveal to thought police the names of persons who have checked out those titles.
Fuck librarians! My librarian sold off our National Geographic collection, 1904 to the present. He said, "We need the money, and YOU (meaning ME) are the only one who read them." Well, FUCK you, dead fat ass.
So the America I loved still exists, if not in the White House, the Supreme Court, the Senate, the House of Representatives, or the media. The America I loved still exists at the front desks of our public libraries.
Which America, the Peoples' Republic of America?
In case you haven't noticed, as the result of a shamelessly rigged election in Florida, in which thousands of African-Americans were arbitrarily disenfranchised, we now present ourselves to the rest of the world as proud, grinning, jut-jawed, pitiless war-lovers with appallingly powerful weaponry - who stand unopposed.
Now decades of LSD residue lodged in his fatty tissues really get him unhinged!
In case you haven't noticed, we are now as feared and hated all over the world as Nazis once were.
Well, dick-hard leftist bolsheviks tend to see everyone else as the Fascists.
In case you haven't noticed, our unelected leaders have dehumanised millions and millions of human beings simply because of their religion and race. We wound 'em and kill 'em and torture 'em and imprison 'em all we want.
If any of that happened, we wouldn't have a problem in Iraq, just as Saddam didn't have a problem.
Piece of cake.
You eat it first, traitor.
Jurched
