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Just realized that I can probably find a better definition on Urban Dictionary, but unfortunately, all the definitions are pretty inadequate. Maybe I'll write my own definition and submit it at some point.The phrase "nig beats" describes a general rhythmic pattern of African American cultural music. I don't know what the actual word for that arrangment is, but I've only heard it referred to as "nig beats." I understand that it's derogatory and I'd prefer to use a more appropriate term, but since I'm not aware of one, I'm using it in quotations.
S = Snare Drum
B = Bass Kick
Blast Beats
tempo - fast, accent - hard
S -x-x-x-x|-x-x-x-x|-x-x-x-x|-x-x-x-x
B x-x-x-x-|x-x-x-x-|x-x-x-x-|x-x-x-x-
"Nig Beats"
tempo - slow, accent - inhuman
S ----x---|----x---|----x---|----x---
B x------x|-x------|x------x|-xx----x
Now imagine that you are a vagina and each "x" on the bass line corresponds to one male hip thrust. Which tactile performance do you prefer?
EDIT: Found another one:
S ----x---|----x---|----x---|----x---
B x-x---x-|--x-----|x-x---x-|--x-----
Just realized that I can probably find a better definition on Urban Dictionary, but unfortunately, all the definitions are pretty inadequate. Maybe I'll write my own definition and submit it at some point.
Nig Beat: 1 - music that is performed or sang by a rapper or a hip hop artist. 2 - music usually listened to by black people, almost always gangster rap music or r'n'b. it can also be used to describe any other music with a particularly noticeable beat, however use of this word is frowned upon unless spoken by a man of ethnic orgin usually black
Nig Beats: 1 - RAP (seriously, just think about it).
Nigg Beats: 1 - Music that contains mad beats, classy lyrics, and a actual point and or message to the song, and have been made the modern African Americans.
Nigga Beats: 1 - songs that are made by my african brothers. Songs that encompass the african heritage along with some bass noise.
Nigga Beatz: 1 - (noun, plural noun) A genre of music that African American people typically listen to, which is more often than not created by blacks as well. This type of music consists of various types of beats thrown into one amazing song that is just made for blaring in your car and/or dancing to, possibly while you vagface some people out of your car window. The majority of songs that are categorized under the nigga beatz genre have very degrading and/or suggestive lyrics, and usually discuss the use of illegal substances.
The term "nigga beatz" can only be used, however, when in reference to gangsta music. For instance, you could not call Marvin Gaye's music "nigga beatz," because although he was black and created his own music, his music does not have the extraneous amounts of bass that is required to fall into this category.
People more commonly refer to nigga beatz as "rap," or sometimes even "hip hop."
my pals Beat: 1 - A simple hip-hip beat that typically consists of a bass sound, finger snap, random sampling and a snare drum. It can be mixed in with turntable scratches, and occasionally shouting the artist's name and the word "REMIX".
my pals Beats: 1 - music that only black people listen.
Highest female fan ratios among big metal band sections on a popular Finnish community site:
1. Linkin Park (56% of section members)
2. Sonata Arctica (52%)
3. Nightwish (48%)
4. Amorphis (46%)
5. Sentenced (41%)
6. Slipknot (39%)
Put me down pls, I feel like an animal with urge to kill pubescent pseudo metal teen bitches now. Luckily I know there are cool girls of 16 - 25 years of age who like only good grind for example or oldschool metal stuff (well in czech atleast).
Here's what most of the women listen to in my area. I don't actually suggest you listen to it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZFdJRWDTCM
Meanwhile Randy MOSS is at the my pals jokes in the pics thread.
I guess my point is that jokes this dumb are more demeaning to those making them than anything. And possibly demeaning to the rest of us here for thinking that such low-brow humor is worth repeating ad nauseum. But whatever...
Pitbull is the man. His desires seem so genuine. All he wants is to be rich and bang curvy women.
Because his songs are fun and his videos have hot girls in them. If wasn't into music that's all I would want out of an artist.