motW = soft wigger trash music part 2

[FuSoYa]

Here are some highlights from my AIM conversation with our label's A&R dude:


Mikeawelsh: Dude, your new music is total DOOM!
Ice Level Music: haha!
Mikeawelsh: I have been listening to Pitcher of Summer
Mikeawelsh: MY GOD!
Ice Level Music: hehe nice!
Mikeawelsh: TOBY YOU"RE A GENIUS!
Mikeawelsh: but we already knew that
Ice Level Music: bwahaha thanks mike!
Mikeawelsh: hehe
Mikeawelsh: it's sooooo fucking HEAVY!
Ice Level Music: did you just get a burn of it like the other day or something?
Mikeawelsh: and DARK!
Mikeawelsh: Ted sent me a burn
Mikeawelsh: it's all I'm listening to right now
Mikeawelsh: fuck the new Opeth
Mikeawelsh: hehe
Ice Level Music: haha just those two songs?
Mikeawelsh: YES!
Ice Level Music: those two uncompleted songs!
Mikeawelsh: YES!
Ice Level Music: haha you're mad
Mikeawelsh: I LOVE THEM!!!!
Mikeawelsh: dude your new cd is going to be AMAZING!!!
Mikeawelsh: I CAN'T WAIT!!!
Ice Level Music: well, i hope so. I try my best
Mikeawelsh: maudlin RULES THE UNIVERSE AGAIN!!!
Mikeawelsh: your new cd is going to FREAKING EXPLODE!!!
Mikeawelsh: it's soooo HEAVY it's FRIGHTENING!!!
Mikeawelsh: OK
Mikeawelsh: that's it!
Mikeawelsh: TOBY!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!!
Mikeawelsh: MY GOD!!!!

 

[xfer]

Obviously, your label is run by fag wiggers.

 

[FuSoYa]

He wears pink bathing trunks as shorts during the summery months.

 

[FuSoYa]

And the little white string hangs down the front, OUTSIDE the trunks!

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

are you sure that wasn't ben or myself?

 

[Baliset]

we should totally deliver them an album of drum and bass techno instead and tell them the other songs they heard were just jokes.

MOTW=FIRED

 

[FuSoYa]

We can tell them we were just breakin balls kid.

 

[Baliset]

just jokes just jokes

 

[xfer]

Refresh my memory on why you guys were "wiggers" again? Was it the jazz, or am I forgetting a song in which Terran busts into a smooth rap about bitches, guns, and the ocean?

 

[Baliset]

i do have an "NWA" hat at home. That would be the "Niggaz With Attitude" and not the National Wrestling Alliance

 

[avi]

excitied record execs are a good thing to have.

 

[azal]

so is an NWA hat for that matter

 

[Baliset]

it never fit me right when i got it in 6th grade so it probably won't do any better now at 24

 

[azal]

I have an NWA hat too
but it's Northwest Airlines

 

[azal]

I would love to have one of these babies though

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

Oh no, not an nwa hat picture posting tangent!

 

[Manbient]

Fuck new Opeth?

I thought Opeth was a MotW side-project, with Jeff Bean (of the Canadian Freestyle Ski Team) doing all guitars and drums?

 

[FalseTodd]

"Oh Kurt Loder, I think you're great.
The way you keep us up-to-date.
You're clean, polite, and never rude.
And I love the way you say:
<white guy voice>my pals with Attitude</white guy voice>"

 

[FalseTodd]

And yes, fuck the new Opeth.

"Dear Opeth,
Please come up with a pretty cool tech riff, then play it for four goddamn minutes with no variation. KTHXBYE"

I'd like to acknowledge Chupe666 on the preceeding letter.
KTHXBYE.

 

[xfer]

Chupe666 is totally slacking now that he has a new job where he has to "work". I got NO recipe posts in response to my Rhode Island Clam Chowder tangent.