moustache march

[cookiecutter]

I can't grow much of a moustache yet. I can't decide whether I should just leave it be and it will grow slowly with time, or I should keep shaving it in hopes that it will grow back thicker and/or faster. I'm still not sure if the latter option works. Does it?

And having light-colored hair doesn't help.

It is a myth that hair grows back faster/thicker despite what Kramer says.

I can't grow anything beyond some fuzz on my lip and a scraggly patch on the bottom of my chin

 

[mutantllama]

Same.

 

[False Joe]

This turned into one manly thread.

A bunch of weedy man-ladies who've barely gone through puberty

 

[Jean-Pierre]

I grow a good mustache and chin beard, but nothing else. Just chinstrap, eccch.

 

[Zephyrus]

It is a myth that hair grows back faster/thicker despite what Kramer says.

Well in that case I'll just keep what I've got and leave it to Father Time.

 

[Matt]

I hate having hair on my face. Clean shaven ftw

 

[BlackMetalWhiteGuy]

BlackMetalWhiteGuy grows hair faster than anyone I know. It takes me more than a month to grow a full beard when it took him probably less than 4 weeks.

For the contest, we were all supposed to shave on September 31st, but I didn't get around to it until October 2nd. By the end of the month, I still had the longest hair even despite waiting two extra days to start. I'd trade the speed for follicular density in a heartbeat though.

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

I want a beard, but I hate the early growing stage. So I stay shaven.

 

[waif]

You pussies. I'm younger than most of you and I can grow a better beard. The only picture testifying to this in existence, however, is my school ID. In which I look like a drug dealer. Which is one up from last year, in which I looked like a moron.

 

[cookiecutter]

us pussies. So scared to grow beards that hair just doesn't even sprout at all!

 

[waif]

I wasn't being serious.

But I am surprised that so many of you can't grow a beard. It's not a personal failure or a sign of lacking masculinity or anything, though...

 

[Zephyrus]

I always idolized people with beards (probably because my father has one), so I didn't like the trend in movies where the bad guys had beards and the good guys didn't. That's why I always loved the movies where the good guy hero had a beard. Gladiator and 300, for example.

 

[Zephyrus]

That would also explain my current frustration in my inferior facial hair growth.

 

[waif]

Lord of the Rings?

What about the fugitive? He has one at the beginning, but shaves it off...

 

[waif]

My dad has a beard. When he first grew it I didn't like it. Now I can't remember what he looks like without it...

 

[swizzlenuts]

3 weeks ago:

Just over a month ago:

It's getting better and better every fucking day; right now it's looking pretty god damn bitching. Beards FTW. It's probably 2.5 inches long now, and it blows in the wind...

EDIT: Looks like they were only a week apart.

 

[waif]

no discernable difference, but nice.

 

[swizzlenuts]

Yeah, maybe the pictures are closer than I remember?

 

[A1a23]

I use to have one a few years ago when i was a sophomore in high school. People claimed that it made me look like a mexican so i shaved it and havent grown it since. As of now i have the good ol' chin beard.

 

[Zephyrus]

Lord of the Rings?.

Definitely.

My dad has a beard. When he first grew it I didn't like it. Now I can't remember what he looks like without it...

I would disown my father if he ever shaved off his.