moustache march

I have a 'stache and goatee. The rest of the beard looks like a well-played, unkempt golf course when it tries to come in.

I wish I could pull off a porno moustache like Gunther

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For the contest, we were all supposed to shave on September 31st, but I didn't get around to it until October 2nd. By the end of the month, I still had the longest hair even despite waiting two extra days to start. I'd trade the speed for follicular density in a heartbeat though.

Yeah, it takes eleventy billion years for the hair to grow on my face, but it is thick as fuck every fucking time. I think I look better with a beard, so I'm keeping it for a while.
 
not a huge mustache fan, tbh. More into full beards. If we do a full beard thing for octobeard or novembeard I'll participate, though...
 
What the shit is a soul patch?

Also, I shaved/trimmed everything yesterday (for work, customer service and all that jazz) - the reason I'm all greasy and my hair is fucked beyond recognition is because I change oil for a living right now :)erk:)
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My cheek and upper lip will no doubt grow back within two days time, and the length of any facial hair I have will prob grow another inch/and a half by this weekend.
 
I'm proposing a three month no shave fest that combines Octobeard and Novembeard and annexes december making it Decembeard.

I call it...NO SHAVE TIL NEW YEARS :kickass:
 
I, for some reason, look like I'm fucking 14, so any facial hair on me looks like that annoying kid who hits puberty first and shows it off by growing a patchy mustache. So, I will not be participating in said beardathon.