Movie Quotes

[Taliesin]

"Go and buy as a new caravan!"
"Why me?"
"Because you spent the summer in one, which means you know more about them than I do"
"What's wrong with this one?"
"Oh nothing really Tommy, it's tip top..." *pulls the door out of the wall* "...just Im not sure about the colour!"

"What about the saussages?"
"5 minutes Turkish!"
"What? It was 2 minutes 5 minutes ago!"

Snatch

 

[Fenrir13]

"I find your lack of faith disturbing..."

"Luke...I am your father..."

Guess

 

[Thanatopsis]

snatch = great movie

 

[Ralf]

Arnold: "You can beat me... You want to put a knife in me. Look me in the eyes. See what's going on in there while you turn it. That's what you want to do to me, right? Come on, let the girl go. You and me. Don't deprive yourself of some pleasure. Come on Bennett; let's party."

Bennett: "I don't need the girl--I don't need the girl!!"

"Listen, loyalty is very touching but it's not the most important thing in your life right now. Gravity is."

COMMANDO

 

[Thanatopsis]

"as;dlfijahsdf ;pasdfpa as asdpofias dasdf; lksjdasod asdf"

Pikers in Snatch

 

[spirit crusher]

"and this fag over here"

Boondock Saints

they totally dont say that in boondock saints. trust me, that movie is my religion.
the only lines i can recall with any referrence to homosexuality is..
"listen, fuck all these other guys, this was their target...the fag man."
"so you say they came for the fag man"
"what are you doing?" "I just wanted to cuddle" "what a fag"
"JUST POUR THE DRINK YOU FAIRY FUCK"

 

[Heavenscent]

"Inspecter Coolhead to see you, master."

"Inspector...Coolhead?"

Some Kung-Fu thing.

 

[bobvex]

"Luke...I am your father..."

Guess

He doesn't say "Luke" he says "No,"

"Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father."

"He told me enough. He told me you killed him."

"No. I am your father."

 

[Thanatopsis]

^i sense a jedi battle between Tal and Bob arising.

 

[bobvex]

*Snap-hiss*

 

[Enemy242]

am i the only one who thinks topics like these are gay?

 

[BodomIsYourGod]

Make like a tree,and get the fuck out of here.

Boondock Saints

 

[spirit crusher]

Make like a tree,and get the fuck out of here.

Boondock Saints

me not in the mood for discussion, so Go NOW! you stay.

 

[spirit crusher]

am i the only one who thinks topics like these are gay?

By thinking that a thread can have a sexual preference, I believe that your own is in question. So decide how flaming you really are before you judge a thread.

 

[Taliesin]

"You irish cops are perking up! Now that's two sound theories in one day, both of which are involving a really fat guy. It kinda makes me feel like riverdancing!"

 

[spirit crusher]

"You irish cops are perking up! Now that's two sound theories in one day, both of which dont involve abnormally large men. It kinda makes me feel like riverdancing!"

.

 

[bobvex]

"FUCK.... ASS!!!!!"

 

[delt]

"well, how do i look?"
"like shit, boss."

-- the terminator

 

[delt]

"i don't trust you... you put your seed in my daughter's belly! you're fired!"
"but pa, you can't fire me...?!?"
"you're lucky you're my brother too, cause i'd kill you....."

(2 rednecks arguing in family guy)

 

[TheSeldomlaid]

"atatatatATATATATAT! atatat! ATAT! ATATATAT!"

Mars Attacks