muscle implants

[minxnim]

can you believe it's MORE COMMON in NYC now for a man to get muscle implants (in their arms or calves) than for women to get any other kind of plastic surgery?

UN BELIEVABLE.
i would be FLOORED (right alex?) if i found out some dude i know had these. i'd stab them off him or something.

 

[minxnim]

i mean, wouldnt you be afraid that your fake muscle would slip down into your forearm or hand and make you look like a mongoloid.

 

[lizard]

blech. god how vain can people be (he says while patting his artificial buttocks)

my 60+ cubemate keeps showing everyone his xray of his hip replacement, complete with shadowy images of his genitalia.

 

[xfer]

hah.

the actor Deron McBee/Kid Fury starred in the film IMMORTAL COMBAT with Rowdy Roddy Piper. i watched it on Monstervision with Joe Bob Briggs one night, as Kid Fury is my favourite totally ridiculous gay-porn-looking bodybuilder actor type.

the conversation between Joe Bob and his guest, Roddy Piper, quickly turned to Piper talking about the giant ass implants Kid Fury/Deron McBee had had put in before filming, and I think there was some issue with them that was causing him pain.

but i would expect that from musclebound McBee. i can't believe ordinary men get them!

 

[minxnim]

my boss just told me a friend of her husbands got them and she was so creeped out she was afraid to have him over because she figured she'd just stare at his calves all night

 

[xfer]

the brother of a girl i work with was on some MTV reality show where they paid for him to get calf implants and televised his healing and stuff.

apparently he had kind of mutantly thin calves, though.

 

[Steve]

Why don't they just work out a bit?

 

[minxnim]

steve. the same reason bitches get liposuction instead of getting on a treadmill.

 

[xfer]

the same reason people bleach their hair instead of being a part of the master race.

 

[minxnim]

ignore alex i think he is a little off point with that one....

 

[xfer]

i get 15% for giving you advice, and you want to ignore my wisdom? you're not getting as much for your money as you could be.

 

[minxnim]

dude that analogy was horrible! admit it.

 

[xfer]

that analogy was as good as a slice of buttered toast!

 

[Steve]

steve. the same reason bitches get liposuction instead of getting on a treadmill.

Oh right... because they're lazy and stupid....

And real muscle would be useful often...

 

[goatschool]

re: muscle implants

yes please