My best friend has just been sentanced to 25 years in prison.

[raeon]

That sucks man, how old is he? It's odd to know that I'll be 43 when he's off from prison

 

[DaveIoC]

25 years does seem rather excessive. There must be more to it than that. Still seems a lot even if the judge was 'setting an example'.

 

[Will Bozarth]

I find most of these responses amusing

"ohhh he commited a crime and got caught! boohoo! i feel sorry for him! "

the dumb cunt blew shit up, possibly did MORE to get that 25 year sentence. he deserves whatever he has coming to him

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

Did he at least burning down something worth destroying? A new development, a shopping mall perhaps? Walmart works too.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Walmarts are like roaches...........or black people, you get rid of one and 4 more pop up somewhere.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I find most of these responses amusing

"ohhh he commited a crime and got caught! boohoo! i feel sorry for him! "

the dumb cunt blew shit up, possibly did MORE to get that 25 year sentence. he deserves whatever he has coming to him

Quite Fucking True

 

[Dead Winter]

Send him to the chair.

You wanna blow shit up? Join the fucking Army.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

 

[craptastic]

He's your best friend, as opposed to being your worst friend?

My 3rd from the best friend went to jail for blowing shit up, not 25 years though.

 

[Hawng]

ahhh, the ol` patriot act. They problem charged him with some form of terrorism. Well, if you want to blow shit up, like Dead Winter said, join the army.

 

[Dead Winter]

Yes, because randomly blowing shit up is a really good thing to do.

 

[En Vind Av Sorg]

If he blew it up for no reason, then no.

 

[Captain Beard]

Blowing up cars = bad. Blowing up a stand-alone cross standing in the middle of nowhere is funny though. I knew some kids who were going to do this until they moved it behind a gated fence with cameras once the church was built.

 

[Metal head87]

I'm surprised there was only one shower reference, and it didn't say "don't drop the soap".

 

[El Stormo]

Heh. Bummer, Kef.

 

[raeon]

"When You're In Prison" by The Offspring

When you're in prison, don't turn the other way
Keep your back against the wall
When you're in prison, don't turn the other way
Do not bend at all

Oh don't pick up the soap, pick up the soap
It's bad for you

Oh don't pick up the soap, pick up the soap
Someone will be waiting there for you

When you're in prison be sure to stay awake
Always lie upon your back

When you're in prison be sure to stay awake
Keep you from attack

Oh don't be no one's bitch, be no one's bitch
It's bad for you

Oh don't be no one's bitch, be no one's bitch
They won't help you make it through.

When you're in prison, don't turn the other way
Follow what I say to do.

When you're in prison, don't turn the other way
You can make it through
You can make it through
You can make it through

edit: it's a funny song

 

[Burning Bridges]

OK, so let me ask you this..
Have you ever seen the show Prisonbreak?

 

[RedKef]

He wet over everything that happened, and it turns out that he was hystarical. They threatened him with 25 years, and he automatically assummed he was getting it. The trial hasn't even occured yet, and, since no one got hurt, he'll probably just get community service.

oh, and it wasn't one tank, it was $300 worth of lighter refill cans. 'bout as big as a coke bottle each, and about 2 or 3 hundred of them

 

[El Stormo]

How gay.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'd like to see that, actually.