OK, technically it is called "silent ring mode," but it sounds like a vibrator going off in your pocket, and that is a cool thing, especially when it is some floozy on the other end. I had this one tramp call me last night to see what I was doing, so I asked her what her plans were and this is the quote I got "well, I can't leave the house until I finish off my bottle of Captain Morgans." This chick was not going to the bar until she drank an entire bottle of rum.............Sadly our paths never crossed, as I do not drink and drive and I never made it over to the bar she was at.....
My cell phone has vibrator mode.
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My last 2 Siemans phones had this function and my new one has it as well. Thing is, the vibration thing is as loud as the actual ringer! Therefore not silent!
johnnieCzech
Your favourite Czech
I always had a pretty nasty idea... I can see a girl sitting at home keeping dialing her cell phone number... which she has stuck into... you know what.
Anyway, I have this function too. Peace.
Anyway, I have this function too. Peace.
What are you talking about! I stick mine in my briefs and keep dialing my own number.....is there something wrong with that?
bRaTpRiNcEsS
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Anyone see the Ab Fab episode where the one chick gets a pager and tells her friend it's a vibrator? Then it suddenly disappears and her friend confesses and the chick tells her to keep it?? That ruled!!!
For the record, I have neither.
Anyone see the Ab Fab episode where the one chick gets a pager and tells her friend it's a vibrator? Then it suddenly disappears and her friend confesses and the chick tells her to keep it?? That ruled!!!
For the record, I have neither.
A friend of mine stuck my phone down her top and she rang it and was rather suprised at the vibration! Had a good laugh at that one! She was itching to get it out of there!
bRaTpRiNcEsS
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I meant that I don't have a pager or cell phone.
Never said anything about toys.
Yep, she said it.
Never said anything about toys.
Yep, she said it.
OOOOhhhhh, Ok, I thought you were referring to something else.......good, good, good, great, great!!!
Brat- Just curious....
Do you have a name for yours? I hear most chicks do....
j
(My guess is John..... )
Do you have a name for yours? I hear most chicks do....
j
(My guess is John.....
)
bRaTpRiNcEsS
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I never put that much thought into naming it but now that you mention it....
BTW, don't guys name theirs too?? Usually something corny like "Junior" and shit like that, right??
BTW, don't guys name theirs too?? Usually something corny like "Junior" and shit like that, right??
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bRaTpRiNcEsS
Member
I meant you name your dicks, but anyways...
I thought y'all were switch hitters so it doesn't get boring???
Once again, glad I don't have one of my own...
I thought y'all were switch hitters so it doesn't get boring???
Once again, glad I don't have one of my own...
johnnieCzech
Your favourite Czech
do guys REALLY name their dicks?
To be honest, I´ve never heard of it, never thought of it...)))
To be honest, I´ve never heard of it, never thought of it...
)))
bRaTpRiNcEsS
Member
I don't know, I don't have one.
I have heard of a lot of guys naming them, though.
As my sister would say, Why do guys name their dicks??
Well, would YOU want a total stranger making 99% of your decisions for you???
I have heard of a lot of guys naming them, though.
As my sister would say, Why do guys name their dicks??
Well, would YOU want a total stranger making 99% of your decisions for you???
nafnikufesin
N.F.F.
Great. Now whenever I think of Jenna Jameson, I'll be reminded of your hand. Way to ruin it for everybody.
bRaTpRiNcEsS
Member
If you see or think of a naked porn star getting it on and Thraude's hand pops into your mind...Dude, I'm scared for you. j/k
ude's hand pops into your mind...Dude, I'm scared for you. j/k
nafnikufesin
N.F.F.
...it was either see a psychiatrist, or become one. I chose the latter. Just imagine how messed up my patients must be.
