My Fiancée made me so proud last night.

[Uladyne]

We were having some beers here at home, playing some music, and just for fun I put on a Cannibal Corpse song to see if she could guess the band. Right before starting the song I asked,

"what's this?"

and before the end of the first measure, she says,

"Evisceration Plague."

 

[Mago]

hahaha awesome!

 

[arv_foh]

That's a keeper

 

[Melb_shredder]

haha! woman like that are keepers for sure! My gf corrects me on song names when I fuck them up! Was listening to Bloodbath the other day, accidentally went to say cancer of the sould and before i got to the bloody last word i got, "You serious??? It's bastard son of god jeez" lol! I love it!
Just gf's who make good calls and say funny shit in general make me happy! When miranda kerr and orlando bloom got married, I sarcastically asked where he would take her for their honeymoon... she replied.. "Isenguard...." lol

 

[Uladyne]

That's awesome!

 

[GarethSE]

my last girlfriend listened to dubstep
yeah that one didnt stuck around very long

 

[Aaron Smith]

My girlfriend is horrendous at guessing which metal band we're listening to. Although, she does know that Chris Lord-Alge and Ted Jensen kick ass (and Andy Sneap, of course), as well as EMG pickups

 

[DanLights]

My wife is the guitarrist in my band and writes 90% of music and lyrics. But she isn't too good with song names though, probably cause of her poor control over the english language. Still, I love being married to my guitarist

 

[Jaymz]

Lucky bastard

 

[JMarz]

Lucky bastard

+1.. Holy fuck! :zombie:

 

[GeertSamuel]

My wife can guess Sepultura, Korn, Machine Head & Meshuggah. I'm lucky she grew up with an older brother listening to that stuff ...

 

[Skinny Viking]

nice!

my wife listens to scarier shit than I do ... she also loves brutal horror movies and playing video games so I'm pretty sure I struck some amount of gold

 

[ratsapprentice]

my last girlfriend listened to dubstep
yeah that one didnt stuck around very long

Wobble gets old very quick.

 

[DanLights]

nice!

my wife listens to scarier shit than I do ... she also loves brutal horror movies and playing video games so I'm pretty sure I struck some amount of gold

Mine gets scared to fuck at horror movies, and doesn't play video games at all so YOU WIN GOOD SIR, I wish my wife played video games with me and would stop bugging me when I do hahaha

 

[drew_drummer]

My girlfriend listens to J-Pop. But she has nice tits, and a perfect pussy, so I put up with it.

 

[Skinny Viking]

^ Describe the perfect pussy

completely symmetrical and proportioned?

I had one like that once ... it was like a soft, pink little coin slot

 

[GarethSE]

Wobble gets old very quick.

Yeah, I didn't let her have the chance to bore me shitless with any of her music.
I'd just sneak on another Dysrhythmia album before she got the chance to put on some disgusting pillhead wobble bullshit.

 

[drew_drummer]

^ Describe the perfect pussy

completely symmetrical and proportioned?

I had one like that once ... it was like a soft, pink little coin slot

Big enough so that I can fit my cock in there, but small enough that I touch the sides when I'm in. :Shedevil:

 

[DanLights]

pink little coin slot lol

 

[Skinny Viking]

Big enough so that I can fit my cock in there, but small enough that I touch the sides when I'm in. :Shedevil:

what kind of hog would you have to be riding to not be touching the sides when up in her?