My Fiancée made me so proud last night.

[Mago]

*shakes head and lols @ the direction this thread has taken*

 

[Melb_shredder]

I disagree, this thread has taken a fantastic turn... keep it up!
And yeh... any woman who doesn't swallow doesn't get to sample the man load! Unless it's on her face...

 

[Ermz]

My girlfriend listens to J-Pop. But she has nice tits, and a perfect pussy, so I put up with it.

Does she subscribe to that Jap idea of keeping it all 'natural' down there, or have you introduced her to the Western way of a razor?

 

[Uladyne]

My wife is good friends with Rob Barrett!

WIN!

 

[Mago]

I disagree, this thread has taken a fantastic turn... keep it up!

I didn't say "stop it guys, jeezuz!!!"

 

[drew_drummer]

Does she subscribe to that Jap idea of keeping it all 'natural' down there, or have you introduced her to the Western way of a razor?

If I wanted my girlfriend to be a child, I'd just steal one off the street.

 

[Line666]

^ You didn't see my joke in my last post?

I really gave that one some thought

No, I do what everyone else does and read the first and last letters of a word then not look at the rest.

Edit: Drew has beaver fever.

 

[JMarz]

If I wanted my girlfriend to be a child, I'd just steal one off the street.

You like bush??

Groooooooooooooooooooss, duuuuuude. :zombie:

 

[drew_drummer]

 

[Felix Neumann]

"Evisceration Plague."

THIS..is one the best Cannibal Corpse songs ever imo. It grooves like hell


Edit: And what the hell is going on here??

 

[G1]

my last girlfriend listened to dubstep
yeah that one didnt stuck around very long

 

[DanLights]

This thread is becoming quite fun. If I would've said that about talking like fags then I WOULD'VE lost my job cause all my coworkers and bosses were english fagzzz.

I lost it anyway cause it was just a substitution, but yeah whatever.

Drew, you sick fagzzz

 

[ahjteam]

it´s funny how americans write mom and uk dudes write mum, that almost got me fired in my last job haha

you mean that americans write mommy and brits write mummy?

 

[Sickan]

It's funny how every thread where a woman is mentioned derails every time.

 

[DanLights]

you mean that americans write mommy and brits write mummy?

Nice joke, but it's probably true, don't know for sure

 

[professorlamp]

brits do write mummy