My Fiancée made me so proud last night.

[SocialNumb]

Oh, I thought she gave you some anal. I'll go now.

 

[drew_drummer]

what kind of hog would you have to be riding to not be touching the sides when up in her?

Your mum??

 

[Skinny Viking]

Oh so we're taking it to the moms now huh?

I'd make a comment about your mom but we all know british women basically just look like british men so I guess I'd never find myself in that open wound she calls a twat anyway

 

[drew_drummer]

Aren't Philly girls reknowned for injecting heroin into their pussy flaps?

 

[DanLights]

what the fuck is going on here

 

[Skinny Viking]

Aren't Philly girls reknowned for injecting heroin into their pussy flaps?

Nah usually they just snort it here

But we're from new york anyway

 

[Skinny Viking]

what the fuck is going on here

good natured mom bashing

 

[DanLights]

it´s funny how americans write mom and uk dudes write mum, that almost got me fired in my last job haha

 

[SwambA]

My wife is good friends with Rob Barrett!

 

[drew_drummer]

it´s funny how americans write mom and uk dudes write mum, that almost got me fired in my last job haha

Curiosity piqued... how did it almost get you fired?

 

[DanLights]

Curiosity piqued... how did it almost get you fired?

Exagerated claim, but it did almost get me in trouble. I´m an English teacher, raised on American English, so when I started working here kids would write "mum" and I corrected them once, and they put such a strange face I was like "oh crap I guess british people write it like this". If one of the kids goes to his mum saying "the teacher told us it´s mom, he´s crazy!" I would´ve been in trouble haha

 

[Skinny Viking]

If one of the kids goes to his mum saying "the teacher told us it´s mom, he´s crazy!" I would´ve been in trouble haha

yes but you could always just explain to the parents that you were trying to teach their kids not to talk and write like fags

 

[Line666]

yes but you could always just explain to the parents that you were trying to teach their kids not to talk and write like fags

Fagz surely? You guys love sticking z's where there should be esses.

 

[JayB]

My girlfriend listens to J-Pop. But she has nice tits, and a perfect pussy, so I put up with it.

Like Rain the Ninja Assassin ? haha btw I loved that movie

 

[guitarguru777]

Does she swallow and take it in the ass?

If so dude PURE FUCKING GOLD RIGHT THERE!!

 

[Skinny Viking]

Does she swallow

Do you know a woman who doesn't? :Spin:

 

[Skinny Viking]

Fagz surely? You guys love sticking z's where there should be esses.

Ok I need an exsample of what you mean

 

[Line666]

I have an American spellcheck it tries to get me to replace stuff with z's all time.

Words like realise it wants spelt "realize" and I'm all "noooo" and stuff.

 

[Skinny Viking]

^ You didn't see my joke in my last post?

I really gave that one some thought

 

[guitarguru777]

Do you know a woman who doesn't? :Spin:

Quite a few actually ... waste of fucking life they are!