My guinea pig just died in my hands

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

Poor little bugger. He stopped eating and the vets couldn't help him. Cunts.

Poor Mr. Johnson...

The funeral is at noon.

 

[Bastet]

hey, my condolences.
RIP

 

[Bambi]

sure he's dead? dont they do some catatonic thing?

 

[Bambi]

hang on if he was at the vets then they probably put him to sleep so scratch the catatonic idea. he is undoubtedly gone to a better place as guinea pigs are usually catholic

 

[Etaoin]

*now has an image of a guinea pig receiving the sacrament...and how do they get up onto the seat in the confessional?...so many unanswered questions...*

 

[Bambi]

this thread is for ODB's sad loss. Take such questions elsewhere

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

No no, the vets did not put Mr. Johnson to sleep. I took him there clear over a week ago when he stopped eating. They could find nothing wrong with him. I took him home and tried syringe feeding him for a while, but he stopped eat that too.

He died by his own paws, the way of a true metal warrior!

 

[zupi_clone]

got a pic of guinea pig?

 

[Bastet]

NP: i think i'm paranoid...

 

[Etaoin]

I am sorry about your guinea pig DOB

 

[Bambi]

I was bitten by a guinea pig at the zoo when i was a kid. they're not always the cuddly little fuckers they're made out to be

 

[zupi_clone]

ah ya must of squeezed it

 

[Bambi]

I did in me fuck, i put me finger in his cage and the little bugger jumped up and bit me, ye cant be too careful around any rodent i tell ye

 

[zupi_clone]

dont believe it, ya put yer finger in his hole and squeezed the life out of it, go ahn tell the truth

 

[Ol' Dirty Bastard]

You're a douchebag.

 

[zupi_clone]

You're a douchebag.

fuck you, rubber arms

 

[Bambi]

"my momma was a douchebag...."

1000 metal points if you spot the reference

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

Douchebag Blues


My mother was a douche bag
My sister was a douche bag
I guess that makes me one too
I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed
I got the douche bag blues
I got the douche bag blues
Lord I don't know what to do

I sold dynamite to the Arabs
Bullets to the Jews
Whiskey to the Indians
And I'll get you too
I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed
I got the douche bag blues
I got the douche bag blues
Lord I just don't know what to do

Vinegar and water
The drink that I choose
I gotta tell ya brother
Tastes like pussy juice

I got the douche bag blues, yes indeed
I got the douche bag blues, oh yeah
I got the douche bag blues
I got the douche bag blues

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

 

[Lord_Of_This_World]

cunt.